Mari *gives a sly grin* : This is going to be so much fun!
Everyone *groans*
Hermione : This can't be good...
Mari : Why not Hermione? I thought you liked ships...especially when you're in them...
Hermione : 😔
Draco : Haha, that's what you get, you filthy little M**blood!
Ron : You better take that back, you piece of s-
Mari *in mock horror* : No swearing allowed! Both of you!
Draco : M**blood isn't a swear word!
Mari : Try telling that to the HP fandom
Draco : The Haych-Pee what now?
Mari : The Harry Potter fandom, you idiot!
Draco : What?! Potter gets his own fandom? What about the Draco Malfoy Fandom?!
Mari : Nopey dopey - doesn't exist
Harry *smirks* : Suck it up, Malfoy
Draco : I'm going to Mars. Everyone one loves me up there! (AVPM reference!)
Mari : You have to react to this ship first.
Hermione : What ship?
Mari : The one with with you in it.
Hermione : Which is..?
Mari : Dramione
Hermione : ARRRGGGGHHHH I TINK IMMA GONNA TRAW UBB 🤢🤢🤢
Ron : Why? What is it?
Ginny *cracking up* : Draco and Hermione!
Draco : WHAT THE BL**DY H*LL?! WHO REQUESTED THIS SHIP?!! 😡😡😡
Cat ( -swishandflick- ) : I did.
Draco : WHY THE [BEEP] DID YOU REQU - Wait, I know you!
Cat *pretends not to be excited* : You do?
Draco : Yeah! We're friends! Why would you do this?!
Hannah ( Hannah_Lovegood ) & Emma ( DoLoony ) : AWWWWWWEEEE CATCO!!
Cat *Ignores Hannah and Emma* : I wanted to see your reactions 😈😈😈
Draco : .........
Hermione *still green* : ..........
Ron : What the h*ll is going on?
Fred : They're shipping --
George : -- Your girlfriend --
Fred : -- with Ferret Boy --
Ron : STAY AWAY FROM HER, FERRET!!
Draco : Gladly. And don't call me Ferret.
Mari : Awww c'mon Draco! I did some research and JKR said that your crush on Hermy was what helped you change sides on the war..
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Harry Potter Characters React To Ships
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