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Dark humor is like food......
Not everyone gets it.

A guy was walking to a bar and on his way he found a girl tied up to the railroad tracks. He untied her and they had sex. Guy gets to the bar, friends ask why he's so late, tells them about the girl he found and all the different positions they fucked in. Friends give him props and ask if he got head, guy replies "I couldn't find it"

Asians drive so bad I'm starting to think Pearl Harbor was an accident

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