It waz satarday murning.. meh alarm clock waz loud nd scard me. Meh mum walkd into meh roomeh. "Wakeh upp Gracieh." she yalled. Did I mentioneh I leeive in da UK. In London. Next 2 da Lundon eye?When I wuz tree yearz uld, meh dad gut run ovah by a bus.... nd died. So only meh mummy, sistur, and meh live in our milliun doller homeh, evn tho we claim 2 b poor. I fell out of meh queen sizzzed bed. Owchie, I thought alowd. My demon sistuh came into meh roomeh and jumpped on meh EXPEN$IVE bed. I wuz rlly mad.. so i slapped her. My Mum wuz mad at meh so whan I wuz eatin meh brakfast, I wuz rlly quiet and meh sistuh was givin meh da death stare.
So afteah I ate brakfast I was rlly mad nd felt leik running away frum home bc meh life is so hard. I grabbed meh 800 dollah Burberry coat... It wuz real leather guise. I saw da stain on da leather nd remembered meh demon sistuh (her name iz Clair) stained meh jacket wiff her marker. omg. So I threw it way nd grabbed meh 500 dollah Chanel coat instead. I grabed a 700 dollah lewis vitton oversizzed bag too. Den I put on meh welly's (dats da uk name for raineh bootz) nd slmmed da door of meh house on meh way out.
5 minutez after I left, it started tuh rain. omfg, I thought... It nevah rainz in lundon. So I went into Chanel store and bought 300 dollah umbralla wiff meh credit cardeh. I'm soh pooreh... I thought thiz bc i couldnt affurd the thousand dolleh umbralla wiff the pearlz nd dimonds on it. I raneh outsideh in da rain wiff meh new cheap ghatto umbralla... than i run into someoneh and i was scard guise.
