"morning yoons," i grinned as i continued munching on my bread.
"hi," he simply said.
"god why are you salty..oh ye becaUSE I GAVE YOU BLUEBALLS," i laughed out loud and slapped him on the back.
"hows your little penis," i said and chuckled.
"shut up," he groaned. "nope!"
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"faster yoongi, im alrdy wet!" i groaned."shut UP IM TRYING AS HARD AS I CAN," HE WHINED AND VIgorously started his pace."YOONGI!" i screamed.
"I cantㅡ" yoongi tried whining," shUT UP ILL DO IT BY MY SELF," my hands went to his umbrella and opened it.[ inspired by that one taehyung tweet yes yes folks ]
"you suck," i said before pulling the umbrella above me.
"what about me," he whined.
"noPe, go find jimin or hoseok," i snickered before excusing myself
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nasty shit .yoongi
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