<most of these or all of these are quotes that I did not make up I do not take any credit for them>
131. We all die. The goal isn't to live forever, the goal is to create something that will."
132. What we do for ourselves dies with us. What we do for others and the world remains and is immortal.
133. Immortality - a fate worse than death."
134. Fame and riches are fleeting. Stupidity is eternal""
135. The first step to eternal life, is you have to die."
136. To desire immortality is to desire the eternal perpetuation of a great mistake"
137. Beauty is only skin deep, but ugly goes clean to the bone
138. They keep saying the right person will come along, I think mine got hit by a truck."
139. Sure God created man before woman, but then again you always make a rough draft before creating the final masterpiece."
140. According to a recent survey, men say the first thing they notice about a woman is their eyes, and women say the first thing they notice about men is they're a bunch of liars"
141. Women always worry about the things that men forget; men always worry about the things women remember"
142. Women still remember the first kiss after men have forgotten the last"
143. A man's face is his autobiography. A woman's face is her work of fiction."
144. Woman begins by resisting a man's advances and ends up blocking his retreat."
145. Every woman is wrong until she cries, and then she is right, instantly"
146. When a man opens a car door for his wife, it's either a new car or a new wife."
147. A woman in love can't be reasonable--or she probably wouldn't be in love."
148. The man who can smile when things go wrong has thought of someone else he can blame it on."
149. A foolish man tells a woman to stop talking, but a wise man tells her that her mouth is extremely beautiful when her lips are closed"
150. A pessimist is a man who thinks all women are bad. An optimist is one who hopes they are."
151. There's no half-singing in the shower, you're either a rock star or an opera diva."
152. I just broke up with someone and the last thing she said to me was "You'll never find anyone like me again!" I'm thinking, "I should hope not! If I
don't want you, why would I want someone like you.""
153. I can stand brute force, but brute reason is quite unbearable. There is something unfair about its use. It is hitting below the intellect."
154. Love is like a booger. You keep picking at it until you get it, then wonder what to do with it."
155. You grow up the day you have your first real laugh -- at yourself."
156. Everyone has a photographic memory. Some don't have film."
157. You know, somebody actually complimented me on my driving today. They left a little note on the windscreen, it said 'Parking Fine.'
158. When choosing between two evils, I always like to try the one I've never tried before."
159. Just because nobody complains doesn't mean all parachutes are perfect."
160. Santa Claus has the right idea: visit people once a year
161. I speak two languages, Body and English."
162. A line is a dot that went for a walk. "
163. The more I know about men the more I like dogs.
<sorry i havent wrote in awhile i was in California. visiting friends n no computer soo..... yeah >
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