DISCLAIMER: «...» signifies that they are messaging or on talking on the phone.
"..." signifies that they are talking to themselves or one another out-loud.
Location: Houston,Texas
Time: 4:53am
Jelaminah laid in bed peacefully sleeping, light snores filled the room that was until her phone rang.
"NOW I GOT 32 FLAVORS OF THAT BOOTYLICIOUS BUBBLEGUM RASPBERRY GRAPE CHERRY COME AND GET THIS HONEYBUN YUM-"
Jelaminah arises from her slumber and answers her cellphone angrily.
«Hello, who is this?»
«Ssup my Nubian Queen» A deep voice begins to talk.
Jelaminah stands there in complete silence and shock.
«I'm sorry but who are you and how did you get my number» Jelaminah responds with an irritated voice.
«Thats for me to know and you to never find out» The deep voice responds sexily.
«LISTEN, IT'S FUCKING 5 IN THE MORNING HERE IN HOUSTON AND ALL I WANNA DO IS GO BACK TO SLEEP AND MIND MY OWN BUSINESS INSTEAD OF STAYING UP AND TALKING TO YOUR LAME ASS, GOODNIGHT» Jelaminah yells to the man, finally releasing her worked up energy.
«Damn girl, all you had to do was say "I'm tired"» The man replies shocked at the sudden raise of the females voice.
«MAN IF YOU DON'T GET YA ASS TO BED» Jelaminah yells out once again shocking the man.
«I'm sor- BEEEEEEEP
Jelaminah ends the call and happily skips her way to the bed and jumps in, sighing in relief.
"Goodnight stupid ass bitch" Jelaminah says to nobody as she drifts off to slumber once again.
NEXT MORNING
Jelaminah awakens only to be bombarded by messages and missed calls from the same number.
"MAN WHO THE FUCK" Jela exclaims loudly as she scrolls down to see all 220 messages and 180 missed calls.
Unknown: Hey 😈
Unknown: Send pics 👀👅💦
Unknown: Please 😫👏🏽
Unknown: Babygirl please talk to me 😪
Unknown: Babe 😓
Unknown: Baby 😢
"He is so desperate" Sighs Jelaminah as she continues to scroll through the missed messages.
Suddenly her phone vibrates as an incoming message comes in.
Unknown: I know you're seeing these messages 😏
Unknown: Stop leaving me on read babygirl 😡😤
Laughing at his failed attempts to try and start a conversation with her, Jelaminah turns on "Do Not Disturb" mode on the males phone number and goes on with her day gladly knowing that she won't have to deal with the ridiculous mans bullshit throughout the entire day.
AUTHORS NOTE:
Lmao I don't know where I'm going with this fic and y'all might get chapter 2 tomorrow if I'm creative enough.
G O O D B Y E 👋🏽
