IT Oneshots

[1] Fanny Pack Theif - Eddie X Reader

You had been hanging out with the losers club again, walking your bikes around Derry as you talked about random things at least up until Eddie reached for his second fanny pack for a supplies check. A fanny pack you held in your hands, away from your germaphobic boyfriend as a part of a plan.
"Guys I'm serious I need my second fanny pack like right now!"Eddie pleaded to his friends
"I don't have it Eddie Spaghetti!"Richie yelled from beside you
"Bill, Stan?"Eddie worried
"I d-d-don't have it, p-promise"Bill said
"Neither. (Y/N) probably has it, she's the sneaky one"Stan outed you
"What? Me? No way Eddie!"You smiled
"(Y/N) can I have it please?"He asked frowning
"Don't have it love"You shrugged
"(Y/N) I'm about to have a fucking asthma attack!"Eddie yelled
"Your inhaler is in the first fanny pack"You smirked
"So you have it?"
"Nope"
"Can I have it pleaseee!"
"Nope"
"Don't do this to me"
"Kiss me, then you can have it"
"WHAT?!"
The quiet street was immediately filled with the laughter of the group of teenage losers.
"You still haven't kissed me"You whined
"Kissing is gross! Do you not understand how many germs we'd be passing on to each other!"Eddie fussed
"Don't worry Eddie I'll kiss her for you"Richie said beside you
"Shut up Richie"Eddie groaned
"Your not getting it back until you kiss me Ed"You laughed
"This is thievery! You-your breaking the law (y/n)!"Eddie pushed
"Your not getting it."You winked
"Just do it E-Eddie, b-before we all have to go back h-home."Bill smiled
The entire group had planned this with you the day before as a joke, Eddie would give in and you'd give it back without him needing to kiss you.
"Eddie you've been pleading for an excuse for a month! Kiss her!"Mike pushed
That. That wasn't part of the plan.
"Fine whatever I j-just want my fanny pack back already, in case I need it."Eddie gave in
It was really awkward, considering neither of you had kissed anyone before, Eddie being a germaphobe and you never wanting to, until you became his girlfriend. He tried, launching from in front of you, it only lasted a really awkward second but it was enough to put you into a slight shock.
"Get a room you two!"Richie screamed
"Shut up Richie!"Eddie hissed, his ears tips coated in a flushed out red
"He actually kissed me"You gaped
"Oh yeah we saw."Stan rolled his eyes
"My mums going to kill me! I've been out here for three hours shit shit shit!"Eddie ran
He ran as fast as he could, the fastest you'd ever seen him run, without his second fanny pack.
"HEY LOSER YOU FORGOT YOUR FANNY PACK!"You yelled out

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Fanny pack thief - Eddie X Reader
Word count: 487
Date Written: 21-12-17

• Not too sure about this because it seems a little forced...