"I don't spend a lot of time thinking about scary demons, but I think that there are things in this world that are unexplainable that are paranormal."
- Katie Featherston
RYAN: No! The bear can attack from five points, mouth and four paws, the shark has only a mouth
SHANE: All the shark has to do is bite the bear's legs out from under him and the fight's over. Didn't you see Jaws?
OLLIE: who's Jaws?
RYAN: But the bear has the physical advantage, they're easily the most dangerous animals on the planet!
SHANE: Strength doesn't matter, bears are stupid! The bear's lookin' for some salmon, little fishies. Probably just wouldn't mess with the shark unless attacked.
OLLIE: Hello? Who is Jaws??
RYAN: what? No, that argument sucks! Ollie, tell him that argument sucks?
SHANE: we both know Ollie's team shark
RYAN: she never said that!
SHANE: didn't have to, we have a connection
RYAN: You have no connection
SHANE: How would you know?
OLLIE: Does it really matter? This scenario could never happen!
SHANE: Hey! Don't kill my dream, Ol. It might happen...
OLLIE: If the bear can stand in the water then the shark is dead. If the bear has to swim then the bear is dead.
RYAN: Okay but say theoretically they somehow still had an equal advantage despite land or sea, then who wins?
OLLIE: ...probably a Hippo?
(SILENCE)
SHANE: I can't believe this
RYAN: No way!! I'm leaving!
SHANE: This is like the Sallie House all over again
RYAN: That place was haunted!
SHANE: So is this one!
RYAN: Yeah but Olive is....Well she's....
OLLIE: Friend
RYAN: What?
OLLIE: I'm your friend... right?
RYAN: Um.. yeah, I mean.... Yeah I'd say so
SHANE: ...I'm friends with a ghost
OLLIE: I'm friends with a person!
SHANE: But this is different, you were friends with people when you we're-
OLLIE: alive?
SHANE: ...sorry
OLLIE: You can say it, I know what I am
RYAN: It's not a bad thing Ollie! I think it's a little like... Like you get another chance, you know? You can do the things you couldn't do before
OLLIE: But I can't leave this house
SHANE: This house can be fun!
OLLIE: ... My blood is still in the carpet?
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FanfictionShane and Ryan spend an almost sleepless night in the Haunted Home on Avery Court, earning it's name by being the 'haunted home' of an oddly friendly ghost, Olive Thomas. Paranormal conspirators have said to have witnessed Olive doing mundane activi...
