The intro to true Emoness

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Well then, you landed upon a well written book based on basically myself, haven't you? Well, here you go. The second best book I've ever written.

Being an emo consists of 5 parts:The language, the clothing, the attitude, the makeup, and the happiness factor.

Those will be the 5 other components of this very useful guide on How To Be An Emo.

I'm gonna tell you one thing: I actually know NOTHING about being an emo, this book is purely for fun and to torture Noah. Thanks for your understanding.

Also, I am actually a half emo, for instance, I wear colour, and I have a naturally deep voice, and a personal space bubble of 25 meters.

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