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Chapter 35: I Mean, They Pop Out Randomly, Like Toasters

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Eliza's POV

"What do you think they're doing right now?" Eliza asked giddily. "Cute couple things? On a date? PROPOSING?!"

"Each other," Hercules whispered under his breath while Laf choked on his drink for the second time.

"Eliza, give them time, not everyone is like us." Alex paid for the cake and picked it up.

"But they should be!" Eliza whined.

"Next stop is the restaurant that Angie and John were checking out." Peggy called.

"I could've sworn they were checking out each othe-" Maria slapped a hand on Herc's mouth, not wanting Laf to die of choking too much.

"What was it called? TreeBois? BoyTree?" Eliza inquired.

"TreeBros." Maria interjected.

"Sounds interesting." Alex nodded.

"Wonder what they named it after." Laf said, throwing away his water.

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Theodosia's POV

"AARON! THEY'RE GETTING MARRIED!" A very pregnant Theodosia was trying to get to her husband to show him an invitation.

"Theo, you shouldn't be walking around, you know you have to be careful, the baby's due any minute now. I mean, no, you're only 6 months pregnant, but hey, babies pop out randomly all the time, kind of like a toaster." Aaron kept blabbering on about how she shouldn't be walking.

How many times have I heard this speech?

Theodosia had to kiss her husband to make him finally shut up. "We have to go!"

"But you have to be careful, and have you seen the venue, you can hurt yourself."

"Jeez Aaron, you make it sound like I'm gonna die in a month."

"But, but - "

"Butts are for sitting on." Theo said, in a sing-song tone.

"I thought I made the dad jokes."

"Well, you've been out-joked."

Aaron grimaced. "Reminds me of that time when Mr. Washington substituted for the law class and Alex kept screaming 'PAY YOUR HECKING TAXES!'"

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Mrs. Washington's POV

"GEORGE OUR BABY'S GETTING MARRIED!" Martha took the letter out of the mailbox.

"WHO'S GETTING MARRIED?!" George popped his head out of the doorway.

"Alex and Eliza! I told you they would tie the knot!"
"You do have a knack for that."

"Oh, and look!" Martha pointed to the bottom of the letter. "There's a turtle!"

"If John didn't design this card, I don't know who did."

"We have to pack! The wedding's in a week!"

"I'll get the tickets!"

Audrey's POV

"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!" Audrey shrieked from the mailbox.

Jake and James sprinted downstairs in record time. "What is it?" they said in unison, scanning the area for any disturbances.

"THEY'RE GETTING MARRIED!" Audrey squealed.

"Who, John?" James asked.

"No, Alexander and Eliza!" Audrey held the letter tightly. "We have to tell Rora! And Pip!"

"Well, Rora's at Philip's right now, let's go tell them!"

The four barged into Philip's house and the couple immediately separated, blushing furiously.

"Oh, I'm sorry, are we disturbing something?" Jake said smugly.

"RORA, PIP, ALEX IS GETTING MARRIED TO ELIZA!" Audrey screamed, oblivious to what the couple were doing.

"Ok, that's gre - WAIT WHAT?!" Aurora grabbed the letter from Audrey's hand. "ERMAHGURD SHE'S RIGHT!" Aurora waved the letter in Philip's face.

"Alright, get packing, we have a long way to go."

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Angie's POV

Angelica looked at the clock. It read 8:27. The wedding was at nine. 9:00.

"AGH, JOHN WE OVERSLEPT WAKE UP WE HAVE LIKE HALF AN HOUR TO FINALIZE THE VENUE!"

"Five more minutes," John said, unmoving.

Angie almost giggled at his childishness. "No, but seriously, we gotta go, gotta get the job done."

"Two more minutes."

Angelica then proceeded to shake John with the power of thirteen gods. "WAKE UP!"

"ALRIGHT, ALRIGHT!" John rolled over.

"That's what I'm talking about!" Angelica checked the clock. 8:30. "Hurry up and get ready! I'll wake Alex and Eliza." Angelica hadn't heard from her sister for the entire night.

"'LizaBear, let's go, we have, like, a half ho -"Angie stopped short when she saw that the bride and groom were not in their rooms. 

What do you think happened to Alex and Eliza? 

Here's another book suggestion, if you like Harry Potter; "Draconian". Unfortunately, by the time you read this, it will have been taken down, so there's no point of writing this at all. 

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HOPE YOU ENJOYED!

- Angelica and Eliza