We've come to the loud residence as they were getting ready to leave for school which is about as chaotic as an earthquake during a hurricane as per usual in the household
"where's my basketball!" yelled Lynn" forget that, where's my hairbrush!" yelled Lori, right now Lincoln's waiting for Leni to be done in the bathroom cause his brain refuse let go of the whole "no sister left behind" thing
"come on Leni, if you don't hurry up we're gonna be late" Lincoln said to his second oldest sister as she was putting on her make-up
"sorry Lincy, but like I'm going as fast as I can" Leni as she was carefully applying her lip gloss, so it won't smear a few seconds later she was finished
"next time try to get to bed on time even if you're struck by inspiration, me and Lori had to try 3 times to get you up" said Lincoln as he and Leni ran down the stairs
"but Lincoln I wasn't stuck with inspiration whoever that is, I got an idea for a new dress" said Leni completely missing the point and the metaphor as Lincoln facepalms himself
Lincoln, Leni and the rest of the Loud sibling, are all finally in that health code monstrosity (seriously how the hell does this thing get passed on public safety) perfectly dubbed as Vanzilla
"*sigh* just another typical start to a typical day for the loud family" said Lincoln as Lori drive them to school
-elsewhere-
We now come to a calm and peaceful forest on the edge of royal woods "SWEENEY!!!!" bellowed a burly man's voice shattering the once calming peace of the forest
The source of the bellow came from burly giant of a man brunette hair and beard and silver eyes with a green flannel shirt under brown overalls, he is also wears dark brown work boots and metal shop gloves. He is seen hanging on for dear life on a creature that looks like a boar in appearance, but it seems to be made entirely wood as well as various other flora and it's twice the giant man's size
"SWEENEY, WHERE THE FLYING BLUE FUCKING HELL ARE YOU?!!!" the burly giant yelled into an earpiece on his ear
"back at the clearing, setting things up so we can get that forest lord in its brand spanking new burrow" said a voice with a Irish accent that from the earpiece presumably Sweeney
"BY THAT I'M GEUSSING YOU HAVE A GOOD PLAN THEN" the burly giant yelled in the earpiece again
"of course, I have a good plan when have I ever not have a good plan tommy" said Sweeney
"I can think of quite a few times... AND STOP CALLING ME TOMMY MY NAME IS THOMAS, THOMAS you'd think after knowing a guy for 10 years they stopped calling you by your most hated nickname" said the now dubbed Thomas
"just steer his royal woodness back to the clearing" said Sweeney putting emphasis on royal wood making it into a double pun if you think about it
Thomas groans at the double pun as he climbs on top of the forest lord, grabs the vines that are growing out of the boar-like creature's hide and starts pulling to right forcing the creature to go in that direction, they soon burst out of the thick of the forest and into the clearing. When they got to the center of the clearing, out of nowhere, a man appeared above Thomas and the forest lord coming down on the wooden boar with what looks like a long, thick-headed, and smoothed-out, tree branch-like club with bright green runes he proceeded to use it to bash the creature upside the head thus stunning it
DU LIEST GERADE
Loud Incarnate
FantasyLincoln thought living with his 10 sisters would be hard but now not only does he has to deal with the fact that he has the powers of a god but also people and creature's of all shapes and sizes out to kill people like him luckily he is going to gai...
