PEACHES / PWJ

you created a group!

JIHOON:
why are we recalling old memories i don't
need this i have a new life, new uni friends,
new fam man

WOOJIN:
you're not even in uni yet lmao who
you trying to fool

DAEHWI:
it's 4am here, i'm hungry but i'm
cackling at this shit

GUANLIN:
y knows we have no iconic moment of you
because everything u do is lame shut up

JIHOON:
i swear to god when will i get away from the fucking slander

YOU:
never lMao

YOU:
but okay anyways let's continue with
the storrrrryyyyyyy

YOU:
gather round children chop chop chicken chop

GUANLIN:
we're in a story?

AERA:
chop chop chicken chop

DAEHWI:
leave

YOU:
who should go first?

SHIN AH:
jihoon

JINYOUNG:
park jihoon

WOOJIN:
japanese name paku zihun

DAEHWI:
chinese name pu zi xun

GUANLIN:
english name michael park

AERA:
say jihoon's first so we can kick him
out the group after he's done

YOU:
deal ok jihoon goes first

JIHOON:
the fuck is this dISCRIMINATION

YOU:
this fuck

YOU:
now, let's start with the iconic pee
splattering scene

WOOJIN:
oh god don't remind us

SHIN AH:
it was dISGUSTING

YOU:
someone said he was gross

AERA:
reLATE 120%

DAEHWI:
WE DIDNT EVEN KNOW IF HE WASHED HIS HANDS OR NAH

YOU:
someone said that it's her on her period but
instead it's blood

YOU:
^ can relate on a spiritual level

SHIN AH:
bleeding uteruses aren't nice

AERA:
god i hate periods i just want to kill myself

JIHOON:
the only time i'm glad i wasn't a girl

GUANLIN:
only time????