EVP: what is EVP?
RYAN: oh, um, electronic voice phenomena? It's what we call voices from spirits on tape recorders and stuff
SHANE: It's you Olive!
EVP: Ollie
SHANE: I think she wants to be called by her real name dude
RYAN: Olive Thomas?
EVP: Just Ollie.
SHANE: I gotta say, I'm loving the nickname Ol, it suits you
OLLIE: Just Shane?
SHANE: Yeah, I mean Shane Madej if you're my mum, or Shaniac if you're a skeptic
OLLIE: You don't believe?
SHANE: Well I mean- I do now it's just-
OLLIE: Yes or no
SHANE: Y-Yes okay fine! I believe in ghosts, are you happy?
RYAN: Woah
SHANE: Shutup. She just ate my ramen, I'm skeptical but I'm not blind.
RYAN: Woah.
OLLIE: Woah?
RYAN: Very woah. I can't believe you just said that. Shane Madej just admitted openly on film for the world to see, that ghosts are in fact 100% real. The boogaras have won, I can't believe this.
SHANE: you didn't do anything shortstack, it was all Ollie, you get zero credit for this.
OLLIE: boo-gara?
SHANE: it's like Shaniac, but for idiots.
RYAN: It means you believe in the existence of spirits. You know boo, like a ghost says "boo" kind of thing..
OLLIE: that's an offensive stereotype.
(silence)
OLLIE: I'm joking? Don't have to be so scared.
(wheeze)
RYAN: I'm sorry Olive- Uh Ollie, sorry. We're just not used to actual real life spirits...
OLLIE: You're ghost-hunters?
RYAN: About that... We've never actually caught anything...
SHANE: Until today, my amigo!
OLLIE: I'll be famous?
RYAN: Maybe?
SHANE: There's a pretty good chance after this one goes up
RYAN: Is that okay with you? We can always stop..?
OLLIE: People will.... See me?
RYAN: I mean, sort of? They'll hear you and watch the way you move things.
OLLIE: Good people?
SHANE: Ollie, I can assure you, the Shaniacs are the nicest people you will ever meet. Incredible taste, great sense of humour, keen eye for science, zero bullshit tolerance-
RYAN: Don't listen to him Olive, we won't let anyone hurt you if that's what you're worried about?
OLLIE: People can be... scary
(silence)
SHANE: Everything is scary Ol, heck us idiots think ghosts are the scariest things in the world, have you seen our movies?
RYAN: He's got a point, most of them are just scared. Like seeing a spider!
OLLIE: Hey! Spiders are friends!
RYAN: not the point, but okay.
SHANE: dude! Stop pissing off the ghost
RYAN: if anyone's pissing off the ghost it's you!
SHANE: How dare you, Ollie loves me!
RYAN: Not as much as show loves me, you didn't even believe in her an hour ago!
SHANE: I gave her a nickname! She'd probably die for me at this point in our friendship!
RYAN: That makes no sense! Do you even understand what a ghost is?
SHANE: You make no sense!
RYAN: W-What?!
SHANE: You heard me!
RYAN: I heard you being dumb!
SHANE: You are what you eat!
RYAN: What is wrong with you?!
SHANE: I'm sorry did i stutter?!
OLLIE: Guys!
(silence)
OLLIE: I told you! Old married couple!!
RYAN & SHANE: Shut-up Ollie!
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FanfictionShane and Ryan spend an almost sleepless night in the Haunted Home on Avery Court, earning it's name by being the 'haunted home' of an oddly friendly ghost, Olive Thomas. Paranormal conspirators have said to have witnessed Olive doing mundane activi...
