Me: No, I'm not talking about "Pineapple"
Takumi: THANK YOU
Me: I'm talking about Big Pants Guy!
Takumi: Oh my naga, I thought you got over that
Me: I will never get over it
Anyway, on to the story!
I had decided it was a good idea to show a 3-year-old all the cutscenes from FEF (not the ones with Camilla. I'm not that mean to children) anyway, I would show him the cutscenes. He would ask things like, "What happen to him?" (Takumi possessed scene) and, "What happen to her?" (Elise death scene and I'm still crying about that) and then one day my friend pointed out how big his pants were, and then the three-year-old asked if he could see Big Pants Guy, and the name has stuck. And then one time I said to a different friend that he had big pants, and she replied, "That, or I have really big thighs."
Me: all done
Takumi: Thank Naga
Me: don't worry, I still love chu.
