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just a talk (revised)

Leo

We were hanging out at my house bored out of my mind.

"Hey, Leo what's new."

"Nothing much. You."

"I got nothing. Ugh, my life is so boring."

"Wow with all the fighting I do and with who I am I never thought I would hear that from someone I knew."

"Hey, random question but do you know where kids come from."

I looked up from my spot and looked at him to see if he would answer me.

"Um, I don't know how to answer that."

"What. just explain however, I think I'll understand."

"Well you see when 2 people love each other they make out, the girl will then get a really big belly and eventually the baby comes out."

"Does that mean if we make out right now my tummy will magically grow bigger and later I'll have a baby?"

"Well. that depends on how far we go."

I crawled over to him and looked confused

"What does that mean."

He grabbed me and made me sit in his lap.

"It means when you're old enough then you can magically have a baby. Now pay attention to the movies turning back on."

"Um okay."

"So let's agree not to talk about it until you're older. Or at least talk to master splinter about it."

"Whose master splinter."

"Oh. I haven't told you yet. Master splinter is kinda like my dad to me and my 3 brothers."

"Woah you have three brothers."

"Yea they can be a handful sometimes."

"Can I meet them sometime?"

"Sure. I'll tell them and I'll just kidnap you one day."

"That works for me."

I laid my head on Leo and continued watching the movie.

"Well, how many kids do you want."

"Just one. A girl that's like you. She would be the best."

"What if I want one like you."

"Na. let's have one just like you."

"Whatever you say is romantic."

"I do what I can."

Raph

I was laying on the floor trying to finish a project when I heard the window slide open. I looked over and saw Raph climbing in.

"Hey, Raphy. You're lucky my brothers are not home."

"Hey. whatcha doing."

"Doing a project for my class."

"Fun."

"Well, I think it is. Would you ever want kids?"

He sat down on the couch alarmed a bit.

"I mean I guess I would want to. I don't think I can."

"And why not."

"Cause I'm a mutant turtle so unless I meet another mutant turtle I'm not gonna have kids."

He kissed me on the cheek causing me to be a bit startled as I didn't notice him get off the couch.

"Besides, I already fell in love with a girl."