I know I haven't uploaded in a while, so I'm doing a four in one! All of these are safe for eyes of all ages and are rather funny. First up today we have Zombies and Face Palms.
Sat on the rooftop, I took this peaceful moment to reflect on the carnage and destruction that had managed to destroy our city within hours. When the 'Zombie attack' flashed in large red letters on my TV screen this morning, my first thought was 'Since when did they joke on the news?' but now? They were the ones laughing... If they weren't already dead.
However, simply hours later, a zombie burst into our house and ate my parents brains. The end. Just joking. But no, really they did kill my parents, I was lucky to make it out with my brother Michael and our beloved pet Molly.
Outside, it was insane. People ran like maniacs, and zombies roamed the streets. Strangely, they weren't disfigured or missing limbs like in the movies, in fact they seemed like every other person. But the slouch, and sloppy movements made them stick out. Not to mention the identical orange suits they were wearing, it made them look like serial killers broken out of jail.
I had noticed a group of my friends huddled by the park bench, surrounded by two zombies. I didn't have to think about it before I ran over there, lifted up the trash can and smashed it against their heads. They fell down, dead for sure this time. I hope. Glancing at their raised eyebrows, I merely shrugged.
"Zombie movies." Was my reply, and they nodded, understanding my fascination for zombie movies. Ironic huh? Zombie lover in a zombie apocalypse?
Either way, our group had made it to this rooftop, over looking a thankfully empty street, with enough guns and ammo to last a week. We had just sent our oldest member of our little group - Sheryl to go get us some more food. At the front of the roof, was me, Michael and Andie, the youngest.
Me and Michael held an Ak-27 each, whilst Andie handled a small 18 caliber pistol in case any zombies wandered to this part of town. It was a smart idea really, whilst everyone ran to get evacuated, we ran to the empty parts of town. My assumption was that zombies usually followed large crowds of people, so we should be safe... For a while.
Michael suddenly lifted his gun, aiming it. I followed his direction, and saw Danny, he went to the same school as me. I expected there to be some zombie behind him, but when Michael pulled the trigger, and Danny fell dead, I rolled my eyes.
"You know he wasn't a zombie right?" I asked, chuckling. I would feel guilty, but we saved him from a painful death.
"Yep. Never liked the bastard." Was his reply. My first reaction was a face palm.
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Rather short, it's only 400 odd words but It's only a small entry. However, three to go! Second up we have Strange Confusion.
It was strange. Every blink put me in a new environment that seemed to suit the emotional roller-coaster I was going through. Sad? A small cliff over looking a deserted valley full of tree's, slowly dancing in an almost hypnotic swaying style with a clear blue sky settled over, giving it a peaceful feeling. Happy? An empty clearing, no object untouched by vibrant and abstract colours. It was almost childish - The tree's bright blue and the grass yellow, it reminded me some what of a rainbow.
Slowly, the rapid changes began slowing, giving me enough time to appreciate the scenery before changing again. It seemed to settle on confusion, or at least I think it's confusion. This was a maze, void of colour. It was dull, and slightly eerie, with not even a gentle breeze in it. The maze, was surrounded by a lethal looking darkness, hanging near the edges, and it reminded me of the days I used to think monsters were under my bed, but now that I think about it, who's to say there aren't any?
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Random plot's I come up with on the spot!
HumorI often find my self thinking of random stories to write in the middle of the day, and seeing as though I can't seem to stick to writing one, long story I'm going to write down my idea's, and post them :D Please enjoy, and criticism is welcome as lo...
