The ace-ing of the cake

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Rule #10: I don't critisize what's gonna happen in your bed, you don't get to critisize what's going on with mine

And no, this is not about the chapter-that my children-saw on Bubblegum Bitch, it's because of a conversation I had with -msmalice- who actually helped me see that not everyone is gonna be okay with your sexuality.

Well fuck that.

If your sexuality does not harm anyone, then be whatever the fuck you want. Fuck whatever the fuck you want.

Unless it's a cactus.

Don't do that you sick phychos.

So lets get some things straight:

I'm not

•Many people aren't

•Your friends could not be straight either

And this is where you're gonna say"But oh Angela don't you like boys?"

Yes.

And no.

You see, Sharon, there's a thing that people forget from time to time; LGBT +

What does that plus stand for....

Well somewhere in that plus there's an A that, oh dear John, does not stand for Ally.

Or alien.

Or acrobat.

It stands for Asexuals.
Aromantics.
Agender.

Many A(s) actually....

But since I'm asexual, I'm gonna let you beans know more about it. From this part you can choose to:

A)Get the fuck out

B)Educate yourselves with my help

C)Stay for the memes and bitterness.

To start with.

What does being an asexual mean?

In general, it's the lack of sexual attraction

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In general, it's the lack of sexual attraction. For example:

 For example:

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