Don't mess with him...

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by CrystalPho3n1x

by CrystalPho3n1x

" YAAAAAAA CHÀO MỌI NGƯỜI!!! " I yelled as I break down the roof again " What did you say love? " Arthur asked nicely " Opps I mean Hello everyone! Why do I keep forgetting this... Not all people are Vietnamese... " I mumbled to my self. " So Tasha's backkkk! " I yelled pointing at the meeting doors " Nien nien NIEN!! " Germany yelled as a girl ran in and broke down the meeting doors " NIEN VHY!? DO I HAVE TO DO FIX ZHIS ALL ZHE TIME!? " Germany yelled as he hugged Romano tightly " STOP HUGGING SO TIGHT POTATO BASTARD!! " Romano yelled annoyed.

" Ok SHUT UP AND LET ME SPEAK!! " Tasha yelled at the nations " Right... Ok I have a dare for ALLEN!! " Tasha yelled. " Great this is going to be fun... " Allen said to him self, " I dare you to go annoy Oliver till he gets flustered! " She whispered to Allen silencely so Oliver can't hear. " Are you trying to get me killed? " Allen asked/whisper to Tasha " No of course not! Just don't die " She said winking at Al then jumped next to me. Ok you can do this Al... its not that hard! You've done this a lot! Just try and stay alive...

" HEY OLIVER YOUR CUPCAKES TASTE LIKE TRASH!! ITS POISONED!! AND RATS LOVES IT BUT NOT HUMANS AND NATIONS!! " Allen yelled as he was getting ready to run " WHAT DID YOU SAY LOVE~? " Oliver said coldly with a deep demonic voice which scared the shit out of Allen as he ran then Oliver chased right behind him with his kitchen knife he uses to cut human flesh to make his special cupcakes! Wait... Uh oh... Looks like someone is gonna turn into a very sweet vegetarian cupcake!

-Time skip bought you by The Dead Doors-

" So I got a truth... " Tasha said looking at Oliver who was holding his bloody Knife he slashed Allen with multiple times " For Oliver and Arthur... um... Who can make more non-poisoned edible food? " Tasha said scared for her dear life hugging me. " Of course me! " Arthur said " Yea right! Your food are like rocks! I can't even eat it! " America yelled " MY COOKING IS FINE!! " Arthur yelled " No no darling! I can! " Oliver said " I'll pay you 100 dollars if you say it for me " Al made a deal with Matt " ... Fine only this time I'm risking my life for 100 dollars... " He said " NO WAY ITS POISONED!! IF YOU EAT IT YOU DIE OR GET KNOCKED OUT COLD!! " Matt said and was scared for his dear god fucking life! " " What was that love? " Oliver said with his sweet demonic voice again " NOTHING YOUR CUPCAKES ARE GREAT! " Matt said hoping and praying for his god damm life " Ah~! Thank you darling~! " Oliver said and gave a kiss on the cheek to Matt. " Phew... My 100 dollars? " Matt asked " When this is over... " Al promised " Fine " Matt said after turning away.

" Sooo? Who is it? " Tasha asked...

" NO ONE BOTH ARE BAD AND NON-EIDBLE AND POISONED!! BYE GUYSSS!! " I yelled as I quickly grab Tasha and ran for our dear shippy life! "GET OVER HERE LOVE~!! I HAVE A GIFT FOR YOU!" Oliver and Arthur both said with the sweet demonic voice... We're so dead...

" So my money? " Matt asked " Here " Al said as he handed the 100 dollars over to Matt " Thanks"

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That's it! Hope you liked it Tasha! And we maybe dead! But no we aren't supposed to die! So we are immortal like the Nations! So don't worry! Byee!