John's Insomnia...

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John: *walks in* One chocolate ding a ding...

Paul: *singsong voice* What's the magic worrd??

John: NOW!! *pulls the nearest chocolate* RINGO! OPEN THIS BLOODY THING FER ME!

Brian: John! What is the matter?

Paul: Well, someone is a little irritable today...

John: That's because I havent slept for the past two nights...

Paul: *sighs* When you can't get sleep, there is normally a physiological reason. *reduces voice to a dramatic whisper* Something deep down that's annoying at yer soul...

John: *gasp* My sole? You mean my new Hush Puppies sole?

Paul: *facepaulms*

Ringo: Maybe he has got a lot on his mind...

*pausepausepause*

All: Naah...

John: I'm telling you, there's nothing wrong with my life...

Paul: Then what's the problem?

John: I CAN'T SLEEP!!! *stomps out*

Paul: AND NOW I CAN'T HEAR!

Ringo: NEITHER CAN I!

Brian: NO YELLING IN THE LOBBY!!

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