Molly: What did I tell you would happen if you got him a wand? Deal with this.
Arthur: Buddy, uncool.
Molly: That's it? No. The agreement was that if he hexes someone, you hex him.
Arthur: We were serious about that?
Molly: Yes, we were, and now you have to follow through.
Ron: I'm so sorry!
Molly: Liar. Go.
Arthur: He's got a birthday party today!
Fred: [butting in] What's more important here, Dad?
Molly: You can shoot him afterwards. He'll be home at 3:00.
Arthur: I can't hex him at 3:00. I have a meeting at the ministry at 3:00.
George: What about 3:30?
Molly: No, he's got a Quidditch game at 3:30, and then-- Oh, we got to leave for that dinner thing at 4:50. 5:45. We could hex him at 5:45.
Arthur: Yeah, I guess that works for me. [Molly writes "Hex Ron" on schedule. Ron groans.] Sorry, dude. It's on the calendar.
Ron: Oh, come on!
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