Dear Readers
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Where the hell have I been?!
I have not logged into this account in such a long time! I am so sorry!
I'd like to apologise for my absence and I promise you that I will update more often (she says after being unable to log into her account for something like two years...)
Again, I am so sorry! Please forgive me.
Sincerely
Your forgetful and unreliable author.
