(Dedicated to remoo_ You've just got to learn to love cats and Pusheen as much you love your K-pop and animew. You know you love Pusheen, you can't deny it, her face is just so stunning that sometimes, you even have to shield your eyes!)
Cats are just such adorably breathtaking creatures! Why wouldn't you want to look as cute as they do?! There are so many reasons to be a cat, especially since you will look too cute to handle! > • <
1. Free food! Who doesn't love food? It's free too!
2. Free rent for all! You get to stay in a special box, all of the spacious room in it for you. You can hog up the room and no one will be bothered by it!
3. Sleep as long as you want to! There is nothing to wake you up and remind you that you have to go to school or work. :)
4. Look great with no effort, absolutely fabulous. ;)
5. Your toes will look like beans! It will make your toes pawriffic!
6. You have the license to kill. ^ o ^ You can scratch up everything including yarn balls, rugs, the couch, anything at all!Daily saying: Leave me alone, I'm only speaking cat right meow, a language that I am fluent in. ^ • ^
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Your Guide to Everything PUSHEEN!
RandomPusheen is an irresistible and adorable kitty! Pusheen is the definition of perfect! WARNING: There is an overload of Pusheen Randomness in this book!