Have you been being lazy the wrong way this whole time? If you want to be lazy the proper way, follow your leader's (Pusheen) instructions:
Step 1: Don't sit up straight, just slouch. It's ok to improper at this time.
Step 2: Lay down, we all know that it feels good to relax.
Step 3: Find someone to pet and groom you.
Step 4: Get that person who groomed you to sing a lullaby for you to go to sleep.
Step 5: Realize that no one will do that for you because you are too old.
Step 6: Repeat.Hehe... Comment #Slothsheen if you ship Pusheen with the sloth! ;)
(Inspired by CheeseCake_Nutella
Thank you for allowing me to see the true beauty of the ship! XD)Daily saying: I'm feline so lazy right meow! I cat move! =^ . ^=
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Your Guide to Everything PUSHEEN!
RastgelePusheen is an irresistible and adorable kitty! Pusheen is the definition of perfect! WARNING: There is an overload of Pusheen Randomness in this book!