Reddie/Stenbrough oneshots

losers club as modern day seniors

* i wrote this at like 3 am on my sleeping meds shh *
Richie//
-favorite class is free period let's be real
-but actually likes math even though he doesn't understand most of it
-unioronically owns a vape pen
-and a fidget spinner
-has like 10 different senior pranks planned
-trying to figure out how he can combine all of them into one
-dabs
-runs a meme page with 20k
-conspiracy theorist
-shrek
-bi
-drama club
-still in love with eddie kaspbrak; still won't admit it
-goes to pride with him every year
-said he didn't want to go to prom although he really wanted to take his boyfriend, made eddie talk him into it for no reason
-stole a hover board and will only let eddie ride it, eddie doesn't.
-circles around eddie to annoy him
-is ALL over eddie when he gets jealous
-says he doesn't like pda but basically drags eddie onto his lap to cuddle at lunch
-this turned into reddie stuff oops

Eddie//
-favorite class is science
-cheerleader
-big sweaters
-steals Richies clothes even though they're too big
-doesn't let richie smoke, but also doesn't let him use the vape pen when he's with him because asthma
-"richie, you CANNOT vape in the hallway OR your classes"
-convinces richie to wear flower crowns some days, knowing he'd do it without him convincing him but he knows he still wants him to
-same with prom
-gay as shit
-rainbow everything
-tried to do track without his mother knowing
-she found out but he still does it
-"i don't care how much you want me to, i'm not riding that thing. do you know what could happen?"
-knows richie's jealous when he's all over him but let's it happen and tells him he loves him & not to worry about anyone else
-packs his own lunch, is a health god ™
-tries to organize his bag but fails to
-actually has the messiest bag and is very overwhelmed
-still wears his short shorts
-still carries a fanny pack, cell phone and charger in one because what would he do without those
-web md
-wants to be a doctor, obviously
-"Richie do you know what that stuff does to your insides??"
-realized his "asthma attacks" were really just panic attacks but still uses his inhaler because it calms him down

Beverly//
-favorite class is government
-started the gsa
-feminist
-pansexual and very proud
-#fucktrump #thispussygrabsback
-doesn't need a man
-maybe a woman
-but also in love with ben
-goes to the library with Ben a lot, loves watching him read to the kids
-once punched someone for making fun of stenbrough
-also kneed someone's dick for making a rape joke
-smokes during free period
-occasionally smokes weed
-doesn't let anyone fuck with her or her friends
-literally everyone wants to be her, why wouldn't you??
-wore a suit to prom just to make a statement
-plays volleyball & softball
-runs an aesthetic account
-doesn't understand the point of richies vape but still uses it during free period when she doesn't have cigarettes
-tried to throw one of richies fidget spinners away but he pulled out another
-overalls
-florence + the machine

Ben//
-favorite class is english
-poetry club
-still in love with Bev, still too afraid to admit it but she highkey knows
-one direction
-old justin bieber STAN
-graphic tees
-sweatshirts
-still uses a walkman although it's 2017
-also still walks home although he can drive
-goes to the library every day after school
-& volunteers at the library, organizing shelves and reading to kids
-may have beat the shit out of Henry Bowers but was too afraid to admit it
-asked Bev to prom as a "friend" with a face as red as a tomato but they both knew it was more than that
-actually really close with Richie although Richie pretends to be annoyed with him sometimes
-also has a fidget spinner collection
-wants to ride Richies hover board but is afraid to ask
-has a myspace but it's 2017
-has a youtube channel for book reviews
-brings cookies to the library for the kids every tuesday- kids learning day
-"mr. ben"
-just a big softie & very lovable
-always tries to get extra credit although he has all A's

Bill//
-favorite class is art
-still stutters but says the words in french first when he's having trouble and it works so well
-in love with his boyfriend since sophomore year, Stanley Uris
-loves running his hands through Stans curls although he hates it
-art club
-flannels
-enjoys going to the library with Ben now
-stood up to Henry once without stuttering and is still very proud
-Badflower (band you've probably never heard of but is very great)
-still rides Silver around to this day
-loves The Perks of Being a Wallflower because he relates
-got VERY drunk with Bev once in freshman year and said "i'm in love with St-staley Urine"
-is actually very popular but doesn't know it
-plays soccer
-loves the movie Titanic but won't tell anyone
-Stan knows and watches it with him to make him happy
-can't wait to move out and get a dog

Mike//
-favorite class is biology
-vegan
-probably works with Peta2
-nevershoutnever
-lives on a small farm but LOVES the animals as pets and doesn't use them for anything else
-close with Bev
-plays football
-baseball
-photography club
-all the teachers love him
-smoked once and basically puked
-edits everyone's pictures for them
-high school musical
-enjoys riding his bike everywhere
-in the school plays
-works out with Bill
-basically a jock
-but also sorta a hippie

Stan//
-favorite class is free period which he actually uses as a study period
-has a study group
-runs a studyblr
-color codes things
-organizes Eddies back pack for him
-is valedictorian
-"how the hell is Richie graduating?"
-calls Bill "Billiam Uris" when he's drunk
-goes to the library with Ben to try to teach him the Dewey decimal system and find books on birds
-tutors kids
-bird watching club
-religion group
-draws a lot
-aesthetic moodboards
-jesus memes
-hugs his friends all the time when he's drunk

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