Love and Other Drugstories

Codename: Moana

"Ok, Love. We'll just wait for you here sa drugstore. Yep, Ate Kai is here too. Andito kami sa loob ng office."

"Hi Daddy Richard!"

I'm talking to Richard over the phone. I'm with Ate Kai, resting our pregnant asses inside our office.

"Faulky? As usual andun na naman behind the counter, watching and observing people. Our son is one curious and precocious kid. Don't worry, I told Ken to keep an eye on him. Ok, bye Love. Ingat ka. Ha? Ehhhhh, ikaw talaga...Syempre gusto ko din. Yes, I can't wait. Bye, Love. I love you more."

Hay, ang asawa ko talaga. Napakaharot. Di pa nakuntento sa ginawa namin kaninang umaga.

Married for five years and we still got the hots for each other. Let's just say... we're the couple who always copulate. Hihihi.

"O ano, Maine? Kukuha na ba ko ng mop? Baka hindi kayanin ng panty mo magka-flash flood dito. Kung makabungisngis ka dyan parang kinikiliti ni Richard ultimo mitochondria mo."

"Grabe ka sa akin Ate Kai. Naalala ko lang naman kung paano...ahm...ako nilambing ng asawa ko kaninang umaga."

"Lambing ka dyan. Wag ka na mahiya. Alam ko ibig mo sabihin dahil madalas din namin yan gawin ni Jerald ko."

Just thinking about my husband and I can already feel my cheeks getting hot...and my sensitive spot down there...

"So ilang beses kayong magjugjugan ni Richard sa isang araw?"

"Ate Kai! Your words please, baka marinig ka ni Faulky! Alam mo naman ang inaanak mo parang may bionic ears."

I looked outside to check if Faulky heard Ate Kai. Hay, buti hindi naman.

"Sorry naman. So, ano nga? Ilang beses kayong maglabing-labing ni Richard?"

"Can we please use other term for that? Like a codename or something."

"Ha? Eh ano ba dapat? 'Maine, ilang beses kayong magbasa ng bibliya ni Richard sa isang araw?' Ganun?"

"I mean, let's use more child-friendly words. Ate Kai kasi pag narinig ni Faulky yan, matatandaan nya until God knows when."

"Ok fine. Ang talino naman kasi ng anak mo. Kung yung ibang bata bedtime stories ang binabasa, yung anak mo MIMS at PPD! Kaloka."

"Nireregulate ko na nga sya, I told him he's still too young to read that. Sabi nya binabasa lang daw nya mga brand names and generic names."

I will not be surprised if he'll also take Pharmacy in college. Oh no. Erase, erase. Ayoko muna isipan yan. Baby pa ang baby Faulky ko.

"Alam ko na kung ano ang codename natin sa jug...este sa JJ at LL. Moana!"

"Moana?"

"Yes, Moana! Kasi di ba pag andun ka na sa rurok ng kaligayahan, mapapa-moan ka? Saka di ba si Moana laging nasa ocean? So, lagi syang wet. Saka di ba tinulungan nya si Maui to return the heart of Le Titi? Este, Te Fiti pala. Sorry, autocorrect."

Errr, if we will use "Moana" as codename for sex, I don't think I will be able to watch Moana without getting wet or aroused. Favorite pa naman ni Faulky yun kasi he wanted to be strong like Maui daw so he can protect his sister.

"I don't know Ate Kai. Parang---"

"Eh jusko naman Nicomaine! Ano pa bang gusto mong codename?! Ilang beses kayong mag-recite ng ABC ni Richard?! Or ilang beses kayong kumakanta ng Bahay Kubo?! Ganun?!"

"Oo na! Ok na yung Moana. That will suffice."

"Buti naman. So ano nga? Ilang beses kayong manood ng Moana ni Richard?"