Joke
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I was in the public restroom
I was sitting in the toilet bowl doing my business when the guy in the next stall starts talking to me
"Hi, how are you?" He asks.
"Doing fine!" I say, embarrassed.
"So what are you up to?"
Me: "uhhh... Just like you, sitting here."
Him: can I come over?
Me: uhhh... No, I'm a little busy right now!!
Him: listen, I'll have to call you back. There's an idiot on the other side who keeps answering my questions!!
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