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Dad: hey honey. Did u pick up those assholes yet?
Son: wrong person dad...
Dad: oh sorry that was meant for your mom
Son: okay... Wait DID YOU MEAN ME AND MY SISTER ARE ASSHOLES?
Dad: ...
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