Wife - Hope you're ready, I'll pick you up in 5. Make sure the kids know they need to be in bed by 8:30 at the latest!
Husband - got it
Wife - Have you left them some dinner?
Husband - Yep, and I laid the babysitter
Wife - ...
Wife - you did WHAT now?
Husband - PAID! I paid him! bloody autocorrect... didn't mean to give you a heart attack babe
