tf is my life ? By George Kelly

Chapter 1

tf is my life ? Thats one of the many questions a white mofo like me asks myself...

one time I met this pale white girl from the hood and she think she's black, I mean this bitch be whiter than me for fucks sake. And just to give y'all an idea of how white I am imagine this: There's a long ass list of the highest mother fuckers in history, imagine where that rapper 2 pac....i mean snoop dog is. Then change the list to the whitest mother fuckers in history and change the name to George

this people is how white I am ok (just to give you an idea of me as a person)

Ohhh shit is that even allowed in a book ? Fuck...fuck now I done it again you mother fuc- yes mom I am ok now wouldya mind pissing off.

Just kidding guys my first day of infant school or whatever the fuck you Americans call it went a little like this : I don't wanna leave.... I wanna stay home ! Followed by a shit load of screaming and crying.

You know in the end the mother fucking head teacher had to literally drag me in to my class room, she had no consent to do such a thing, so did that bitch harrass me or some shit.

Ok guys I just googled it and I says this: "teachers are aloud to physically block, move or stop a student from leaving a classroom, or make a student enter a classroom, this includes grabbing by the wrist"

What the actual fuck? Why the fuck is that okay, this bitch coulda yanked my arm out of my socket. I'm calling my lawyer, fuck this and fuck you school... I mean I love you school (stay in school guys)

Guys before I leave I won't lie but that whole white girl who thinks she's black thing is actually a video on the internet

(I don't know if you can tell but as I read this back to myself I'm saying it in a sarcastic voice)

And this will conclude my life story for now.