Attack on Titan: Reader X Texting

Texting 2: I'm Bringin' Sexy Back

(F/N): THIS IS PATRICK!

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(F/N): Change is hard

Eren: How so?

(F/N): Have you tried to bend a coin!?

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Ymir: How do I explain 'Lord of the rings' to a friend?

(F/N): Give me the ring! No!

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Armin: Heard that Oxygen and Magnesium were going out and I was like OMg

(F/N): Nerd

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Armin: What's the symbol for Copper?

(F/N): Cu. Why?

Armin: Oh I'll tell you all about it when I Cu again

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(F/N): Why were the middle ages called the dark ages?

Jean: Idk. Why?

(F/N): Because there were so many Knights

Jean: OMG! Shut up!

(F/N): Lol you're laughing about it

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Connie: CODE FRICKEN RED. LEVI CHANGED ALL THE JUNK FOOD TO SALAD!!!

(F/N): Hold your position. Reinforcements are on their way

Connie: You can't get the fridge though, it's... Child locked.

(F/N): Mission failed. We'll get em next time

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Eren: My genius mind decided to change my computer password at 2 in the morning and now I'm logged out.

(F/N): Try. Titans

Eren: ...

Eren: Thank you, all knowing one

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Bertoldt: Dude you are crazy

(F/N): I'm not crazy

(F/N): No wait. Maybe I am crazy

(F/N): One second. I have to talk to myself about this

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(F/N): A girl asked me if it hurt when I fell from Heaven

Armin: Aww. What did you say?

(F/N): No. I dug my way up from Hell

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(F/N): Will you remember me in a day?

Jean: Yes. Why?

(F/N): How about in a week?

Jean: Obviously why!?

(F/N): In a year?

Jean: ARE YOU OKAY!!

(F/N): Knock Knock

Jean: Who's there

(F/N): YOU SAID YOU WOULD NEVER FORGET!!!

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Levi: DO IT!

(F/N): WHY!?

Levi: BECAUSE I SAID SO!!

(F/N): Good one Levi. You should be a lawyer

Levi: I'll whoop your ass in a minute

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Eren: How do you work the new shower?

(F/N): Pull up to turn on. Turn left for hot. Turn right for cold. TURN DOWN FOR WHAT!!

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Reiner: Did you get it?

(F/N): You were going like, the speed of fast

Reiner: Can I have a measurement?

(F/N): So many

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Connie: I thought you didn't want to run anymore

(F/N): Look, I wasn't planning for those cop cars to show up

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(F/N): Can we kill him?

Levi: No

(F/N): ...

(F/N): Just a little bit.