Marco: What's wrong?
(F/N): That'll bring all the boys to the yard. I don't want all the boys to come to the yard!
Marco: -_-
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Armin: No is too serious. Nope is too causal. Nah is just right.
(F/N): 'Did you kill this man?' Nah
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Connie: Yo, Levi was born on Christmas.
(F/N): Aww. He's like a small, angry, Jesus.
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Eren: What do you call a group of kids?
(F/N): According to Erwin, a migraine.
Eren: And Levi?
(F/N): I don't think you're prepared to hear that.
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Annie: I like your new pants
(F/N): Thanks, they were 50% off
Annie: I'd like them better if they were 100% off
(F/N): That can't give away free clothes
Annie: That's... Not what I meant
(F/N): That's an awful way to run a store
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(F/N): I said my bad
Armin: That's not a proper apology
(F/N): 'My bad' and 'I'm sorry' means the same thing
Armin: Unless your at a funeral
(F/N): ...
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(F/N): Where are you at?
Jean: The cafeteria. Why?
(F/N): He's in the cafeteria
(F/N): Sorry wrong person.
Jean: Wait who were you texting?
Jean: (F/N)?
Jean: Hey!
Jean: HEY
Jean: ANSWER YOUR PHONE!!!!
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(F/N): I bet you can't say good eye mate without sounding Australian
Reiner: What the hell, I can't!!
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Jean: I have an army
Armin: We have a Hulk
(F/N): I have a brown hair angry German teen with titan powers
Erwin: We've got Captain God-damned Levi
Captain Jack Sparrow: I've got a jar of dirt!
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Jean: I'm bringin' sexy back
(F/N): You're the reason it left in the first place
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Bertoldt: Someone changed my contact names. Who's this?
BINABASA MO ANG
Attack on Titan: Reader X Texting
FanfictionAn x Reader book about yourself and the characters texting each other stupid jokes and annoying one another. Most Impressive Rankings: #1 Kristalenz #1 Marcobolt #1 Bertoldthoover Date: 16th April 2016 Written by Drift1607
Texting 2: I'm Bringin' Sexy Back
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