Theory [TOM HOLLAND]

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hectoralvarez: those hearts felt sarcastic hitomikomatsu

hitomikomatsu: shut up hector hectoralvarez

flameboy451: well i'm super pumped!!

scottwoods12: me too i'm going to bring my travel chess set flameboy451

ballernina: i'm going to make us all matching tshirts

hitomikomatsu: kara taught me how to play the recorder can i bring it

hectoralvarez: no i want to play my celine dion cd

mjsantiago: i've decided to schedule a medically induced coma for december

username: boom roasted

username: but do they know it's not for 3 more months

username: shh look how excited they are username

username: yeah let them live their little nerd dreams

remytherat: we're...here? and...we can read your comments...? username

username: fuck they know

karanormal: i'm going to bake you guys special brownies for the trip💕

username: what kind of special brownies r u making kara👀

username: drugs🌿are😤illegal🚨🚔

karanormal: i know that username

karanormal: i obey the law son

username: kara lawson did you just make a pun out of your own name

username: dear god she's worse than ian

hitomikomatsu: no one is worse than ian thewrightway

thewrightway: you wore clogs to chem today hitomi you don't deserve to say shit hitomikomatsu

hitomikomatsu: turns out they hug my feet perfectly okay let me live my life thewrightway

remytherat: i thought we had a no clogs rule

scottwoods12: we have a no ugly footwear rule because it makes mel threaten the wearer in ways that leave the rest of us with nightmares

ballernina: well hitomi's clogs definitely violate that rule scottwoods12

hitomikomatsu: fuck you my clogs are cloggin'

mjsantiago: status update: getting ready to ask reyna for murder tips

username: she's started talking like tom i'm

remytherat: but why mjsantiago

mjsantiago: because i'd rather scoop my eyes out with a melon baller than spend 8 hours in a car with all of you