private messages
tomathan
hey want to hear my incredibly nuanced plan with careful attention to detail to get june and seb back togethermelanoma
um nutmelanoma
yestomathan
greattomathan
then let me follow you on instagrammelanoma
are you blackmailing metomathan
yes i ammelanoma
this is the first time i've ever been attracted to youtomathan
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and i'm back that didn't last longtomathan
so now that you're hopelessly infatuated with me can i follow youmelanoma
i am NOT hopelessly infatuated with youmelanoma
say that ever again and you'll never see your dog againmelanoma
because i'll have stolen her and she'll be living with me being smothered with kisses and love
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did you just threaten to hurt a DOG??tomathan
i never thought you were truly evil but now i know you really have no humanitymelanoma
am i good person?melanoma
nomelanoma
but do i try to be better every day?melanoma
also notomathan
well i'm a good personmelanoma
oh please like you've never done anything wrongtomathan
i have literally done nothing wrong ever in my lifemelanoma
"oh i'm tom the morality king i've probably never even set anyone on fire"melanoma
yeah righttomathan
you did what??melanoma
not you toomelanoma
i swear you accidentally set one person on fire and everyone FREAKS OUTtomathan
please don't set me ablaze i just want to follow youmelanoma
you know whatmelanoma
finemelanoma
you wore me downtomathan
the sweetest 4 words in the english languagemelanoma
but this better be a damn good plantomathan
it has stages and a super cool nametomathan
and a map but that's mostly just for funtomathan
also i didn't buy walkie talkies for this at alltomholland2013 has requested to follow you!
accept or denytomholland2013 started following you!
melanoma
am i going to regret thistomathan
probablymelanoma
so what's this plan of yourstomathan
it's called return of the jebimelanoma
you owe me $40 for the desk i just broke by slamming my forehead into it full forcetomathan
putting the you in grouchymelanoma
i'm going to put the ouch in grouchy if you don't silence yourselftomathan
i also refer to it as the 3 c'stomathan
stage one: communicationtomathan
stage two: contacttomathan
stage three: connectionmelanoma
you sound like a three step program for recovering drug addictsmelanoma
or a self help booktomathan
listen do you want to help our friends fall back in love or notmelanoma
fall back in love implies they ever fell out of lovetomathan
that's the spirittomathan
now for stage 1: communicationtomathan
we're adding you guys into group chatmelanoma
we're not doing thatmelanoma
don't you daretom added you to virginity war!
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you cheap rubber car tire
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