━ EUPHORIA ( chandler riggs #2. )

08 ⊳ GROUP CHAT

LYRIC
Me too.

MYA
as much as i love the idea of murdering people right now, calm down.

'SAM'URAI
are you okay??

SUITCASE
once again, that's a dumb question.

MYA
i'm fine.

ACTUAL FATHER
I will kick Chandler off the bus if you want.

MYA
i've already told him that he's got to get off the bus after tomorrow's show.

SUITCASE
has it affected your relationship that much?

MYA
he believes them, so of course it did.
he stopped reading my messages after a while.

SIS
BRB GOING TO KILL A DUDE

TURTLE-KILLER
ERIN, I CAN HEAR YOU SCREAMING AT HIM FROM THE OTHER END OF THE BUS SHUT UP

SUITCASE
I NEED MY SLEEP

LYRIC
BRB GOING TO HELP ERIN KILL A DUDE

MYA
i said no to murder but ok

ACTUAL MOTHER
ERIN STOP SWEARING AT THE BOY
JACOB DON'T JOIN THEM
OH MY GOD WHY IS MY FAMILY LIKE THIS
NO DO NOT GET THE AXE I SWEAR TO GOD

TURTLE-KILLER
oh my god.

MYA
dad, erin, lyric, calm down.
if he wants to be an idiot, then let him be an idiot.

SIS
he'll realise what he's missing soon, sis.

NOT TONY STARK
and if he doesn't then i'll happily get iron man to punch him in the face.

MYA
just because you have the last name of stark does not mean that you're related to tony stark.

NOT TONY STARK
LET ME LIVE.

LYRIC
i hate to be the bearer of bad news but people are still pretty pissed off with mya.

SIS
how much money is it to bail someone out of prison if they've murdered a bunch of people?

SUITCASE
there's no netflix in prison.

ACTUAL MOTHER
It would presumably take a lot of money to bail you out of prison.

ACTUAL FATHER
I wouldn't bail you out anyway. I'd get peace and quiet.

SIS
love you too, dad.

SUITCASE
there's no chya in prison.

LYRIC
EFJKHNHNJFGHJESIETGHJIOGLEU
WHWGSDATF
WHATWEFF
TAHSTD'S A DISAGARECE

SIS
POOR PEOPLE
HWO CANDE TEHYE COPE WITGHOUT CHYASDS?
PORO A SOPULS

ACTUAL FATHER
Translations:
*gibberish*
*more gibberish*
WHAT
THAT'S A DISGRACE
POOR PEOPLE
HOW CAN THEY COPE WITHOUT CHYA
POOR SOULS