What if it's us? Phan

Part 6

 "Yours," he said almost too quickly before he went on in an attempt to cover up "you're.. uh... you'd.. be more worth it" he finished awkwardly.
Congrats, Dan, that was kinda gay.
He buried his face in his hands and let out an embarrassed and nervous laugh.
"I'm sorry oh my god that was so weird, why'd I say that holy shit"
 

 Phil laughed and showed off his toothy grin, not caring too much about his smile, sure it was stupid and dorky but who cares?

"Nah, I think he'd suck your dick, you're pretty hot, man, I'd suck your dick." He admitted.

Phil that's g a y.
 

 He blushed and laughed, a sort of genuine, real, and perfect laugh.

"I would too" he snickered.
"S-Suck your dick, I mean" Dan corrected, going redder than before.
Phil laughed softly, and it went quiet for a solid minute
"Dude I think I'm pregnant." He said suddenly. "Look at my stomach! There's gotta be a baby in there man!"

"I'm- I'm sorry... what?" Dan blinked a few times and stared at Phil, then his face.

He giggled quietly and held his hand up again to hide his mouth.
"Oh my god, maybe a food baby, kn-knowing you"

 "No! Like- Look!" He lifted his shirt and poked his pudge. "I'm pregnant!" He exclaimed.

Someone save this child good Lord.

He gently poked the pudge.

"Y-You have a dick, Phillip" he pointed out, trying his best not to laugh his ass off.
"Being pregnant is physically impossible for you"

"Shhhhsknsd, anything is possible." He muttered. Dan poked Phils belly, amused by the little jiggly thing it did

His cheeks were red and he covered his face "Don't poke my stomach."

 "Your stomach...? But it's to cute" he murmured, his brows furrowing.

He gave the tum another gentle poke before he pulled his hand away.
"It has cool tiger stripes"

"It's gross, my stretch marks are gross."

He looked over at him. "You're really pretty." He said absentmindedly.

 "Nah, they're really-"

"Pretty" he synced up with Phil's last word and stared up at him, a blush growing on his face.
"What...?" He let out a nervous laugh, this time forgetting to cover his face.
Oh, fuck, that was embarrassing, he really didn't want to scare Phil off and here he was being all awkward and gross, fuck.

"You're really pretty." He repeated, cupping his cheek gently.

"Can I kiss you?" He murmured quietly.

"What- I'm- really not but- than-" his face went bright red and he gulped awkwardly before he gave the tiniest of nods.

He was starving for attention and affection, okay?

He pulled him close and kissed him sweetly, pulling him close and tangling a hand in his hair.

He was warm and his lips were soft and sweet and /shit/.

 Dan was aware of the taste of weed suddenly entering his mouth not honestly, it didn't feel like the worst thing in the world, especially when Phil's lips were on his.

He closed his eyes and found himself relaxing into the touch with a soft exhale through his nose.

Fuck, okay, he wasn't expecting Phil to be this good at kissing.