The Revenge of Tully K-P

The Revenge of Tully K-P

***Don’t be so quick to judge this book by the first few lines, they may sound corny and so much like all the other ‘once upon a time’ stories, but this one is very different from the rest. The beginning may start out childish, but as Tully is faced with adult situations, the story becomes very complicated and quite funny! Take the time to read through the exciting life of Tully and her journey in finding herself, her one true love, and a liquid that turns her from a highly unattractive girl into a fiery-hot model. But be warned, it takes a witty, open mind to read this, if you want to be throughly amused...well, what are you wating for?! Get to it!***

Chapter 1

Once upon a time there lived a poor little girl called Tully, she was 16 years old and she loved all sorts of things. She was a little bit weird and hung out with her plush Giraffe and Koala. All of the kids at school were scared of her because she had an almighty big wart on the side of her face, Tully would stroke it every day and she named it Harry Hairy. One of the boys she knew loved it and he dreamed about kissing it. One day, while Tully was out, rolling in the grass with Jerry, her Giraffe, she noticed something round and shiny in the dirt. She crawled over to pick it up and just like a rat, pounced on it gracefully. Tully found a five cent piece! This was like treasure to her because she lived in a cardboard box next to a dirty old paedophilic man, or at least that’s what she thought he was. He was always staring at her face… or was he staring at the wart? Tully would regularly check up on him and ask how he was going, but when he asked her to do squats with her skirt on, she ran like there was no tomorrow. Anyway, Tully had never owned a five cent piece before in her life, what would she buy with it? A piece of gum? Or perhaps a duster for her wart Harry! There was so much you could do with 5 cents! Tully thought, for now, she would put it in her pocket and go to class. Hopefully no one would steal it!

When Tully was in class, she saw her Crush, Gilbert Gollyanton. He was a beautiful boy with long flowing locks and red hair, he too had a wart on the side of his face and she would occasionally see him stroking it and singing songs to it. Tully loved him and she wished she could just talk to him and give him a kiss. But there was one problem, Tully had a voice like a man and she was too afraid to share it with the world, she would try to speak like a girl but her voice would break and she would end up sounding even worse. Tully’s crush shaved his legs and arms and face. He obviously loved shaving so Tully thought, 'Maybe he will notice me if I shave!'

Full of excitement, Tully ran to the corner shop and with her five cent coin, bought a cheap men’s razor. She started with the face. She shaved off the hairs from her mole, she shaved her moustache, she shaved her mono brow, and then all of her eyebrows, and she even shaved her eyelashes! Then, to be cool, she shaved a line right through the centre of her head! Tully was hairless and gorgeous. Gilbert would talk to her for sure!