The Random Awesomesosness

beiNG A FAN IS HARD

Everyone: *runs up into the trees*

Sky and Coco: *sitting cross-legged behind a bush still fangirling*

Zaza: WHY THE FUCK ARE YOU ALIVE AGAIN

Ainsley: Madam, I am a cardboard cutout.

Ainsley: I am merely possesed, I am not alive.

Zaza: SATAN GET THE FUCK OUT OF HERE, YOU THINK IM A WEAK ASS BITCH NO IM NOT.

Zaza: YOU KNOW, IMA WATCH TOU IN YOUR SLEEP AND SCRAPE OUT YOUR EYEBALLS IF YOU DARE UTTER ANOTHER FUCKING WORD.

Ainsley: Madam calm dow-

Zaza: NO

Zaza: SHUT THE FUCK UP LEMME RANT

Sky and Coco: whAT THE FUCKING SHIT IS THIS SHIT

Zaza: wait what the fuck

Sky and Coco: auTHOR YOU LITTLE FUCKING SHIT YOU I HATE YOU

Sky and Coco: BUT I LOVE YOU

Zaza: Welp, I guess they can take over. *blasts Ainsley with a lightball before going inside the suitcase to find Remy*

Sky and Coco: fUCK YOU

Ainsley: Escuse me

Ainsley: can you sHUT THE FUCK UP

Sky and Coco: *does the dramatic chipmunk turn*

Sky and Coco: caN YOU SHUT THE FUCK UP OKAY WE ARE TRYING TO RAGE OKAY YOU DONT FUCKING UNDERSTAND OKAY NIALL'S TOUR IS STARTING BUT HE HASNT DROPPED HIS FUCKING ALBUM YET LIKE HOW THE FUCK DO YOU TOUR WITH TWO SONGS NIALL-

Bill and Ash: Uh

Bill and Ash: Calm down

Sky: NO SHUT THE FUCK UP

Coco: OKAY LET US FUCKING CONTINUE THANK YOU

Ainsley: *is slightly terrified*

Sky and Coco: SO LISTEN THE FUCK UP OKAY LIAMS BIRTHDAY WAS TOO DAYS AGO AND HE JUST FUCKING PISTED A PIC OF HIM AND BEAR OKAY FUCK SHIT FUCK AND LOUIS' NEW SONG IS DROPPING SOON AND HARRY IS BEING SO FUCKING EXTRA WITH US LARRIES OKAY AND NIALL THAT LITTLE SHIT FLOOFY BABY PRINCE MY IRISH BREAD THAT MOTHERFUCKIGN STAN WANTS TO SEE US EXPLODE YOU KNOW HE SANG FOOLS GOLD ON HIS TOUR THAT EXTRA BITCH-

Sky and Coco: *inhale*

Ainsley: *is sobbing*

Zaza: *pops up from the suitcase with Remy*

Zaza: *sees Ainsley crying and the youtubers slowly backing away and Sky and Coco red in the face* Uh

Zaza: Remy close your eyes, sweetie. *passes Remy to Shin* Love, can tou take care of him, I have to go calm down my friends.

Shin: Uh

Shin: Okay

Shin: *runs off into the sunset because why not*

Zaza: okAY GUYS CALM THE FUCK DOWN

Bill and Ash: Okay thank god

Mira: i waNNA JOI- wait

Mira: Where's Dipper?¿

Dipper: I'm still here

Dipper: I just haven't joined in on any social interaction because I'm incredibly sociall awkward and if I do anything it'll look very sweaty.

Dan: *pops up*

Dan: sAME

Dan and Dipper: *relating to eachother as fuck and starts crying in the corner together*

Mira: nO MY BOIS

Mira: *cries with them*

Phil: *lost*

Bill and Ash: *wondering why they are the only normal people here*