The Random Awesomesosness

Unicorn Island and Idols

In the mall

Chica: WHEREEE AREE YOUUU *slowly starting to go insane*

Ex-Drunkies: *sweating*

Ex-Drunkies: *looks around*

Police #1: beWARE THEY MADE MOVEMENT

Police #1: NO ONE MAKE ANY CONTACT WITH... WITH

Police #2: With what

Police #1: *glaring* The chicken...

Random child: *bursts out crying*

Ex-Drunkies:

Ex-Drunkies: *sweats more*

Random mother: PLS HAVE MERCY-

Fan: ON ME

Random Mother: -I HAVE A CHILD

Applejack: But

Applejack: But

Ex-Drunkies: wE dIdnT dO anYtHinG

Police #3: *crying in the corner*

Meanwhile...

Coco: *face plants out of the portal*

Everyone else: *face plants after her*

Everyone: Owwwee

Celestabelleabethabelle: *NEIGH*

Celestabelleabethabelle: MY KINGDOM

Kaseem: *swinging on a tree*

Coco: KAASSSSEEEEEEEEMMMM

Miwa: Bill, I think she loves that monkey more than she loves you.

Bill: I've grown to accept it.

Bill: *deep breath*

Bill: KASSSEEEEMMMMMMMMMMMM

Everyone: ...

Bill: HEY MONKEY WANNA KNOW THE EXACT TIME AND DATE OF YOUR DEATH?

Dipper:

Dipper: *war flashbacks*

Zaza: OKOK ENOUgh

Zaza: First things first, where's Foxy?

Remy: Hey mommy

Remy: Where do babies come from?

Everyone: ...

Everyone: Oh shit

Zaza: UHHHHH

Zaza: I'LL TELL YOU WHEN WE GET HOME

Remy: Oh ok

Remy: *smiles innocently*

Shin: *sigh of relief*

Satan: hEy rEmy

Satan: aSk yOuR mOm wHY sHe pEEs bLOod eVerY mOnth

Remy: Mommy pees blood?

Zaza: SATAN

Zaza: SHOW YOURSELF- Shin cover Remy's ears please.

Shin: *shoves Remy into a suitcase*

Zaza: Thank you hunny.

Zaza: SHOW YOURSELF YOU FUCKING BITCH OKAY YOU DO NOT ASK MY SON TO ASK THOSE TYPES IF QUESTIONS IM EXPECTING "MOMMY WHY DO RAINBOWS EXIST" NOT "HOW DID I GO FROM DADDYS DICK TO MOMMYS VAGINA" NO FUCK YOU

Everyone: (O.o)

Zaza: FUCK YOU FOR EVEN THINKING THAT

Zaza: GO CRY IN YOUR FUCKING CORNER OKAY NO ONE LIKES YOU