Coco: WHY IS THIS HAPPENING AGAIN?!?!
Twilight: Calm down, um.. *turns to Dusk*
Uh, how are we supposed to tell her that Pinke and Berrie went to the town center and started terrorising everyone..?
Dusk: Shh.
Coco: Wut?
Twilight and Dusk: NOTHING.
Bill: You're hiding something..
Mira and Dipper: *sees the town* OH MY
GOD..
Coco: HOLY CRAP OH MY NEHOY MEHOY WITH CHOCOLATE FUDGE WTH HAPPENED..
Town: *half-destroyed, fire everywhere and street lights randomly floating on an electrical wire*
Bill: *floats up and looks at the surroundings* How the hell did 2 people destroyed this much in two hours..
Coco: I DONT KNOW WTF
Mira: Dammit, okay, first. Where are the masterminds.
Pinkie: HAHAHAHAHA LOL LOOK ITS MORE RED PAINTS ITS SO PWETTY. *jumps in puddles of blood.*
Berrie: *plays with the bloods* HAHAHAHA IKR ITS SO FANCYY!!
Twilight: Found em.
Clock tower: *randomly explodes*
Mira: WHAT THE HECK
Hero: WOOOOO!!! THIS IS SO MUCH FUUUUNNN!!! *zaps everything*
Zaza: *comes outta random portal* IM BACK!!
Electric pole: *snaps in half*
Zaza: ....... OKAAYY, BACK TO NARNIA, ASLAN WE'RE COMING AGAIN, HAHAHA BYE *open the portal again, jumps in pulling Remy's hand*
Dipper: Ookayy... Im.. Just gonna.. Go find.. Mabel and Nayli at the mall.. Bye. *runs to the mall* MABEL WHERE'S MY DAUGHTER?!
Miwa: Dammit, Coco help me-
Coco: WHERE ARE THE OTHERS DAMMIT, HUMANITY COULD LEGIT BE EXTINCT.
Miwa: DAMMIT, LISTEN TO ME.
Bill and Coco: Whut.
Miwa: Okay, so first, we need to find everyone and stop them from ending the world.
Bill: I think thats impossib-
Miwa: Can it, then, we go trap them in a room or jail cell-
Coco: Deff jail cell.
Miwa: -and try to bring them back into reality cause they're tripping af.
Dusk: How do you know..
Miwa, Coco and Bill: *points to Dash*
Dash: WOW ITS A RAINBOOOWWW!!! *points to an ant*
Dusk: *nods slowly* You have a point.
Blizt: LOOK AT THE BEAUTIFUL FLOWERS!! *tries to pick an electric pole* *gets electrocuted*
Dusk: Double points.
Miwa: Ookay, split up, you guys go find the FNAF crew *points to Dusk and Twi* and we'll go find the others.
Twi: You guys get the easy jobs!!!
Coco: Bish, do you want to try and find a crazy electric zappin monster that will probably try to eat a cat.
Twi and Dusk: OKAY BYE. *goes and tries to find the FNAF crew.
Miwa: Ookay, lets go.
At da hospital
Sky and Ash: *carefully playing with the babies completely oblivious to anything thats hapoening outside even though theres lamposts breaking and screams cause they're addicted to the adorable, cute, lovely, MAGICAL laughs of their kids.*
Back to reality
Bill, Coco and Miwa: *walking around* Okayyy... We found a duplicate of the monster but less likely to make mankind extinct.
Steve: WOOOHOOOO I LOVE THE SCREAMS OF DEATH.
Coco, Miwa and Bill: I take it back.
Steve: WHEEEEEE!!!! *flaps hands like a crazy maniac.
Hero: *appears*
Coco: THE MONSTER IS HERE.
Hero: *gracefully jumps around like a fairy and rides a randomly spawned unicorn like a Princess*
Miwa: ..........
Bill: ..........
Coco: ........ Okay I think Steve is more prone to destroy the world.
Bill and Miwa: Yep.
Dipper and Mabel: WE BACK!!
Dipper: *sees the town.* Okay, Nayli, let's go and hide in the house and be scarred for life.
Mabel: Umm.. Bro-Bro.. I think the house is destroyed..
Dipper: Dammit..
Miwa: LANGUAGE. *pokes Dipper*
Coco: *pic*
Everyone: ...........
Everyone: ...........
Everyone: ...........
Coco: What? It was a ship moment. *carefully brushes the picture and slips it into pocket.
Bill: You know, I sometimes wonder how big that pocket is.
Miwa: I've seen it before, it'll take until the end of time to reach the bottom.
Mabel: COOOOLLL
Dipper: How is that even possible.
Coco: Idk.
Everyone: *goea completely off-topic and doesnt notice Pinke and Berrie killing everyone until Nayli starts crying cause she saw a body*
Coco: HOLY FUCK I FORGOT ABOUT THE REASON WE'RE HERE.
Miwa: OKAYOKAOKAUOGDKAVWLBAOD WE NEED TO GET THE REST OF MANKIND HIDDEN.
Everyone: YES YES THATS A GODD IDEA. *scatters everywhere*
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The Random Awesomesosness
RandomIn the book I just say the random crap thats goes on in this cray cray brain of mine.... Some credits go to my friends ZahraAliyah ,Sky_Dash11 and CatsLoversRule cuz they help me come up with chapters and.... I usually miss 'some' of my updating dat...
