The Random Awesomesosness

TWINZIES

Coco: HEYYO GIRLFRIEND AND TO- Sky, wtf you're getting fat..

Sky: I'm nat fat. I'm just pregnant... 

Coco: WHHOOOOOOOOOAAAATTTTTTTTTT?????!!!!!

Sky: DID YOU SERIOUSLY NOT NOTICE FOR 9 MONTHS?!?!?

Coco: *shakes head franticly*

Sky: OMFG COCO SERIOUSLY?!?!?!

Coco: AHHHHHHHHH HALP HALP HALP GUYS OMGOMGOMG

Bill and Mira: *burst in* WHAT WHAT WHAT ARE YOU IN TROUBLE, COCO WHATS WRONG IS THERE SOMETHING I NEED TO KILL?!?!

Mira: *realisation* *points at Bill* OMFG YOU'RE WORRIED ABOUT COCOOOOOO!!!!! *flips out*

Coco: *blush but still panicking* THATS NOT THE ISSUE OMFG WE'RE SO DUMB WTF WE ALL THOUGHT SHE WAS FAT WTF

Zaza: WILL YOU PLEASE SHUT UP MY GOD REMY IS TRYING TO SLEEP...

Coco: *runs out* SHE WASNT FAT AT ALLLLLL!!!!!!!  *runs back in* 

Bill: What do you mean "She wasn't fat at all."? 

Dash: Suuuuppp? Whats going on?

Sky: OMFG NOONE FLIPPIN NOTICE WTF...

Ash: Notice what?

Sky: MY OWN HUSBAND DIDNT FLIP FLAPPIN NOTICE WTF

Chica: I COOKED PIZZA!!

Coco: NOONE WANTS PIZZA!! FLIPPIN TELL THE FNAF GANG TO STAY IN THE KITCHEN!!

Chica: Oookay...

Sky: WHY DID NOONE NOTICE ME!?

Ash: Wait, you're pregnant?

Mira: WHOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAATTTTT!!!????!?!?!?!

Zaza: THATS IT OMFG I CANT GET EVEN PEACE AND QUIET FOR MY SON TO EVEN FLIPPIN SLEEP, CMON SHIN. *grabs Shin and Remy and teleports to Narnia*

Mira: Well, she's gone...

Dipper: *walks in with Nayli* Mira with, you friking abandoned Nayli...

Mira: Heheh... Sorry..

Bill: SOMEBODY HELP ME, COCO IS GOING CRAZY

Coco: NOONE FLIPPIN NOTICED WTF WE HAVE TO GET HER TO A FLIPPIN HOSPITAL ABDFYEWGFIEQIFVIfiewufeuywguewgyuwgigiGIAGIBVSGUIRBSGBRSHBTIBHIUSBU

Mira: Bro, bro, bro cal the flip down, use your finger thing Bill taught you.

Coco: *blush* HE DID NOT TEACH ME!! *does the thing anyways*

Mira: Okay, now just go call a doct-

Coco: HEY DOCTOR GUY *grabs a doctor by the collar* THIS GURL IS ABOUT TA GET A BABEY OKAY, GO TO TAKE HER TO THE WHATEVER PLACE YOU HELP PEOPLE GIVE BIRTH!!!

Mira: WHAT THE F- DAHD DONT GRAB A DOCTOR BY THE COLLAR LIKE THAT OMG, BILL DID YOU INFLUENCE HER WITH YOUR EVIL DEMON SIDE OR SOMETHING!!

Bill: *shakes head* Nope.

Doctor: Okay, stay calm your friend is not going to die, just tell her and the husband to go into this room. *points a room at the end of a corridor*

Coco: GOGOGOGOGOGOGOOOOO *pushes Sky and Ash to the room*

Dipper: *still crying Nayli* What the heck is going on... Coco, you're more freaked out here then the births before...

Mira and Bill: *nods*

Coco: I WAS TAKEN BY FLIPPIN SURPRISED OKAY I THOUGHT SHE WAS FAT!

Sky: How about us...

Coco: I THOUGHT I PUSHED YOU TO THE ROOM GET BABEYS ALREADY WTF

Sky and Ash: OKAYOKAY FINE CALM DOWN ALREADY!! *walks into the room*

Coco: *sits down the starts getting paranoia attacks*

AFTER 2 HOURS

Coco: *hears a baby crying* OMFG YES ITS HEREE!!

Twilight: *walks in casually* Uhh.. Coco?

Pinkie and Berrie: WOOP DEE LA LA LAAA!!!

Coco: Guys, please don't tell me their all drunk again...

Twilight: Okay, I won't tell you that Foxy and Blizt secretly took everyone to the bar without you knowing while Dusk and I were the only ones not drinking alcohol...

Coco: SERIOUSLY!?!?! *flips a random table that appeared outta nowhere*

Mira: Woah dude dont flip table wtf..

Dipper: I think I'd better go take care of everyone.... *walks backwards out the door slowly* *runs to the mall to go find Mabel so she can take care of Nayli*

Doctor: *walks out* You may come in now!

Coco: *runs in*

Mira and Bill: *follows*

Coco: *sees Sky and Ash with two baby girls.

Mira and Coco: *fangirl* OMFG TWINS OMG YES I'VE BEEN DREAMING ABOUT THIS OMG WTF!!

Bill, Sky and Ash: C-calm down..

Coco and Mira: NEVEEERRRR!!!

Sky: *laughs* Imma name them... Lilee and Lily!!

Ash: Typical. *smiles*

Sky: *rolls eyes* Well, guess who's a dad to 2 kids now.

Ash: Meh, you'll do all the work anyway.

Sky: NUUH MISTER, IM NAT CLEANING ANY BABY POOP EVERYDAY!! WE'RE TAKING ONE EACH!! *pushes Lilee into Ash hand*

Ash: Whoa, what be careful!! *grabs Lilee*

Sky and Coco: OVERPROTECTIVE!!

Dipper: *rushes in* HELP HELP HELP EVERYONES DRUNK AND THEY WONT FLIPPIN LISTEN TO ME AND BIG PROBLEM PINKIE AND BERRIE ARE TRYNA KILL PEOPLE HELP OMFG-

Mira: Dood dood dood calm dow- KILL PEOPLE?!

Coco: WE HAVE TO FLIPPIN STOP THEM ONLY I CAN KILL PEOPLE!!

Mira: *looks at Bill* You sure that you didn't influence her?

Bill: Nu..

Sky: DAHELL GO STAPH THEM ASH WILL STAY HERE AND HELP ME WITH THE BABIES.

Mira, Coco and Bill: OKAY OKAY BRO CALM DOWN!!! *runs out*