Wtf Steve

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Coco: HALLO ME AMIGOS AND-

Drilling sound: *interupts her*

Coco: WILL YOU PLS SHUT UP?!

Coco: IM TRYNA DO THE INTRO HERE

Miwa: SORRY

Bill: Can't you just let Freddy or someone do the work?

Coco: NO

Coco: I DON'T TRUST THEM YET

Coco: *glares at the jailcell*

Everyone else: *mentally facepalms*

Coco: Ok, so we're rebuilding the house because it got destroyed in the last chap.

Bill: We wanted to use magic but SOMEONE declared it "Magic Free Week".

Miwa: Whaaaaaaattt?

Miwa: Magic is too op.

Miwa: I wanna try and live like a normal person for once.

Coco: Good enough..

Twi: But how are you guys supposed to unlock the cage..

Miwa: I spawned a key!

Coco & Bill: -.-

Coco & Bill: I thought it was "Magic Free Week"

Miwa: I spawned it yesterday..

Miwa: Sooo...(; ̄︶ ̄)

Coco: Fine

Chica: Can we come out now?

Chica: We're not drunk anymore!!

Applejack: WELL HOW- *hic* -DY DO THERE *hic* SHERIFF!? *takes off hat and bows down to Freddy*

Freddy: What.

Bonnie and ToyB: We- *hic* - are Pep..Pa the Pig.. *burp*

Miwa:  ........ Yeah, you guys are so not drunk...

Chica: ... 

Chica: Well, maybe some of us still are...

Foxy: DERPY DERP DERP *loud burp*

Coco: ......

Zaza: Oh yeah, Shin, where's Remy?

Shin: Birthday Party..

Zaza: Good.. This isn't good for him..

Mira: Speaking of children...

Mira: Dipper, where's Nayli?

Dipper: OH, I gave her to Mabel.. She probably took her to the mall or something.

Mira: Oh, OkAY- WHAOT

Mira: DIPPER!!!

Mira: WHAT IF SHE GIVE HER SMILE DIP!?

Mira: OR SHOWS HER CELESTABELLEABETHABELLE!?!

Mira: SHE'S NOT READY FOR THOSE THINGS!!

Dipper: Nah, Mabel's a good aunt.

Mira: Dude..

Mira: She thought my cat was a badger so she chucked it into a snake den because she wanted to make a Snadger army..

Coco: We never saw that cat again...

Hunger Games Wistle: Toooo too tooo too...

Everyone: *does the 3 finger salute*

Sky and Ash: *randomly appears*

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