Theory [TOM HOLLAND]

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ruffalo wild wings
but we're not bitter

tommy h
well i am

tommy h
you guys never invite me to do fun stuff like produce punting

lizzie
because you're always too busy

mack the knife
and because you're a little bitch

tommy h
status update: feeling attacked

tic tac
idk all i'm hearing is tom is definitely in love with mel

tommy h
what

chubby dumpling

chubby dumpling
YES

chubby dumpling
THIS IS MY DREAM

scar jo
you guys would be so cute together

chad danforth
assuming mel has human emotions and isn't hopelessly out of his league

lizzie
i have to text june she'll be so excited!!

tommy h
whoa whoa stop

tommy h
i'm not in love with mel

tommy h
i don't even know anything about her

squawk eye
You've googled her multiple times, Tom.

ruffalo wild wings
i forgot renner texts like it's the 1800s

tic tac
we can't all be as young and hip as me

squawk eye
*As I. Grammar matters!

tic tac
shut up you grackle

robert frowney jr
why are we ignoring the fact that our boy literally looked up mel santiago using the google search engine

mack the knife
i'm not saying that's the dumbest thing i've ever heard someone do to get a girl

mack the knife
but that's the dumbest thing i've ever heard someone do to get a girl

tommy h
so what if i googled her!

tommy h
i'm sure everyone here has googled her before

tic tac
no

crisp evans
no

scar jo
i haven't

hemsworthy
um no

ruffalo wild wings
no

robert frowney jr
nope

lizzie
never

chubby dumpling
no

squawk eye
No.

chad danforth
once to see if she had a criminal record

tommy h
well this is awkward

AUTHOR'S NOTE: i missed the old mcu groupchat so here's a new version with chris #2 and ruffalo. i didn't put in boondoggle cumshot or chris pratt because it's just too many people fam i can't do it. i miss having june in there though. maybe i'll just add her in since theory is already turning into sonata: the sequel