aquarius |
are foreign onions always this strong?
pisces |
what am i supposed to do, i've been awkward since i was born.
aries |
i hope all the mosquitoes go to you tonight.
taurus |
do you know how hard is it to write on a flip phone, huh?
gemini |
it tastes like you're gaining weight but it's good.
cancer |
you don't know annyeonghaseyo?
leo |
i didn't know fire could be that hot.
virgo |
i rap just like jay z.
libra |
i wish i could come here with my girlfriend... but i don't have one.
scorpio |
red hair, red rose... will you accept my rose?
sagittarius |
the meat is alive, it's dancing in my mouth.
capricorn |
thanks mum for giving me life so that i can enjoy good food.
