aquarius |
i've slept about 20 hours straight.
pisces |
you like this chain? 3 dollars.
aries |
my speciality is rolling around in bed on our days off, i'm really good at it.
taurus |
i think it's the most sunlight i've got in nearly 5 years.
gemini |
6th grade was fun, i love you class... finally peace.
cancer |
infires man.
leo |
that seagull over there has a girlfriend but why can't i get one?
virgo |
if i lose my hair (from dyeing), i will make bighit pay.
libra |
if i went to the jungle, i would've been 1st place for the most easiest to die from starvation.
scorpio |
i'm such a man, i know how to put on a tie.
sagittarius |
i'm so hungry i could devour a whole cow.
capricorn |
i feel like i've become a newlywed bride.
