fuck boy | kang daniel

0.7

you:

fuuuuuuuuuuck

you:

i'm fucked

you:

i got paired up with the fuckboy for a stupid art project

you:

i want to strangle myself more than dahye wants to strangle me

daniel 😸:

well at least you have a chance to get to know him now and find out if he's actually a fuckboy or not

you:

yeah but,, i kinda,, don't wanna do that,,

you:

ugh why are we doing the project at his house

you:

what if he has like a giant porn collection

you:

well at least dahye's dragging her irrelevant ass along so if he actually does have a giant porn collection i won't be the only one to see it

daniel 😸:

ok but like if he actually has a porn shrine or something i don't think it'll be out in the open for everyone to see right??

daniel 😸:

so it's okay bby girl don't worry your virgin eyes will be spared today

you:

let's hope that's the case because the last time i saw some nasty shit you best believe i screeched like a fucking pterodactyl for like 3 minutes straight

you:

and i seriously do not want to do that again

daniel 😸:

mm that's not the only time you'll be screeching for 3 minutes straight ;))

you:

oh shut up daniel i already have to deal with a fuckboy i don't need another one

daniel 😸:

i'm just sayin ;))

you:

oh gr8 dahye's blabbering non-stop again

you:

the last time i checked i was his partner not fucking dahye

you:

okay i walked out of the room they didn't seem to notice

you:

he better have some good food in that big ass fridge or i'm leaving

daniel 😸:

yo you really gonna steal his food??

daniel 😸:

give some to me i'm hungry too :((

you:

yO HE GOT LIKE 5 TUBS OF ICE CREAM

you:

debating whether i should be a nice person and ask him if i can eat them or not ask him and just eat the ice cream right now

you:

when have i ever been a nice person lol whatever he's probably rich as fuck he can buy another tub no problem

you:

bon appetite peasants i'm eating a whole tub of ice cream for lunch and i don't regret a thing

daniel 😸:

omg i haven't had ice cream in so long wth

daniel 😸:

can you feed me some of that ice cream bby girl ;))

you:

um i kinda

you:

finished one whole tub already

you:

ngl i feel sick as fuck but still don't regret a thing

you:

status update: i think i'm gonna vomit

you:

status update: i am vomiting

daniel 😸:

wtf rin you okay??

daniel 😸:

do i have to call the ambulance for you

you:

i'm fine

you:

oh god

daniel 😸:

oh god what? you alright?

you:

i'm alright but his toilet isn't jfc

you:

sHiT i can't flush

you:

rip whoever comes in next they're definitely not gonna have a good time in here