SHADOWHUNTERS

Chapter 4.

Simon added Izzy, Jace, Magnus, Alec and Clary to a group chat

[Simon]
One question: if I would stab Alec with a knife, would Jace feel it too?

[Alec]
What the heck?

[Clary]
Simon, why in the angels name do you want to stab Alec with a knife? What has he done this time?

[Alec]
N-O-T-H-I-N-G

[Simon]
Oh my god, just answer the question. Will Jace feel the pain too?

[Jace]
Yes you idiot

[Izzy]
I would appreciate it if you didn't stab my brother with a knife, thank you

[Simon]
Don't worry Izzy, I don't want to hurt your brother. I only want to hurt Jace :)

[Alec]
I think you will hurt me pretty bad if you stab me with a knife

[Clary]
Why don't you just stab Jace? I mean, what's the point with going through Alec?

[Simon]
Because Alec is a lot easier to sneak up on. Jace would notice me and probably slit my throat or something and I would appreciate if that didn't happen

[Jace]
You're damn right about that

[Magnus]
Stab my man and you will regret it for the rest of your life, vampire

[Alec]
<3

[Jace]
Magnus, what the hell have you done to Alec?! He's sent a heart?! He's never sending hearts?!

[Clary]
Jace, calm the fuck down. It's only a heart. It's not like the world is ending or something

[Alec]
He's just jealous because I never have sent him a heart :)

[Simon]
Roasted again, Shadowhunter

[Jace]
HAHAHAHAHA. Me? Jealous? Let's not forget who Alec loved first

[Izzy]
Jace, shut up

[Alec]
First of all, I didn't love you

[Jace]
That demon showed different. No need to feel embarrassed though. If I were you, I would love me too

[Magnus]
It doesn't matter anymore because he lovED you. Past tense. That hot piece of ass is only mine now <3

[Izzy]
My OTP strikes again ❤️

[Clary]
Anyways, why do you want to hurt Jace?

[Simon]
Because he's annoying..?

[Jace]
If we seriously would be allowed to stab people because they're annoying, your body would be destroyed a VERY long time ago

[Izzy]
Why can't you guys ever grow some balls and be friends? Everyone else is getting along, why aren't you?

[Simon]
He's a douche. Why would I want to be friends with him?

[Jace]
Because I'm hot..?

[Simon]
Me and my bro Magnus can change that thought of yours in seconds so if I were you, I would shut up

[Magnus]
Sorry, what?

[Simon]
You can make him ugly, right? I mean, you can flip those fingers of yours, cast a spell and make him ugly?

[Magnus]
Duh. Bitch please. I'm the high Warlock of Brooklyn, of course I can do that. Seriously, what did you even think?

[Alec]
Magnus

[Magnus]
Oh you're such an old man Alexander. Have some fun once in a while

[Alec]
I have fun

[Izzy]
Yeah, when? Last time I checked, you follow all the rules

[Simon]
Don't even ask Izzy. He's probably having a lot of fun together alone with Magnus, if you know what I mean

[Jace]
...

[Magnus]
True though

[Alec]
...

[Simon]
Guys, one more question. If Alec and Magnus has sex, does Jace feel it?

[Alec]
I hope the fuck not

[Magnus]
I feel like I just have had sex with Jace. Wow, this is weird. I'm going to get a drink. Anyone want some? No? Good

Magnus left the group chat

[Jace]
I'm beyond disgusted. Please, let us pretend that this conversation never happened and move on

[Alec]
Gladly

[Simon]
Oh come on, it was a good question

[Izzy]
Next time Simon, keep your questions to yourself. How about that?

[Simon]
You guys are boring

I have legit no idea what the hell this is😂 I hope you're all doing okay and keep those happy thoughts going because nothing is more important than happiness❤️

STAY AWESOME