We Serve Dead People ~ One Piece X Reader

Party 'Til You Die

"Sounds like someone has a biting kink." You smirk.

"I wouldn't be surprised." Kid huffs.

"Shut up, lets go." Law pushes you both out of the room.

"Aw... But the bed..." You reach for it.

"We don't have time." Law says.

"We'll be back." Kid calls to the bed, making you giggle.

"You both need a head exam." Law sweatdrops.

".... I feel like those are hooker boots..." Kid mutters looking at you.

"I feel damn sexy, just look at my ass in this dress." You admire. They tilt their heads to look, Kid nodding in agreement.

"Alright, so we're done for you?" Law hums.

"Yep. Kid's turn." You smile at the redhead.

"I definitely have to now if you're walking in like a queen." He chuckles, giving you a high five as you switch places.

"Now then, lets see..." Law and you look over the suits that came in Kid's size.

"This one!" You snatch one from the rack, handing it to Kid.

"Fast..." Law mutters.

"I know what looks good." You smirk, holding it up to Kid. "Very nice..." You hum as he takes it. You step back and the changing curtains rise back up around him.

"Alright, I'll head to my place and change, take my card and I'll meet you both in city hall." Law gives you his payment card. "Also, you owe me a dance." He adds before leaving.

"I... Guess this could be fun..." You mutter as you look up at the building.

"You mean overly uptight and everyone standing around awkwardly." Kid hums.

"Wonder how many we can get to leave early." You smirk.

"Honestly, you two can be worse than zombies." Law's voice makes you look over as he strolls up.

"Damn..." You breathe looking him over. "Have we met before? I don't have any handsome friends."

"Oh you punk." Kid puts you in a headlock.

"I meant in a classy way!" You giggle.

"Classy huh, why thank you." Law smirks. Kid releases you and you straighten up.

"Lets party boys." You grin, leading the way in. It was pretty fancy, and the three of you soon became bored.

"Great idea Law, this is so much fun." Kid complains.

"Well... I thought it would be more interesting." Law sighs.

"We'll make it interesting! Law, tango!" You declare, drawing a few gazes as you still a rose from one of the decorations. Law blinks and claps his hands together before reaching out to you. You smile, taking his hand and letting him pull you in. He takes the rose from you with his teeth, giving you a wink.

"... You gotta be kidding..." Kid deadpans.

You smile at Law, this was one of your best acts to do together before jail. Dancing together and drawing attention while an accomplices pickpocketed the bystanders.

This dance was rusty at first since it's been so long, but once you both got on the same groove, a giggle escapes you. "This is better." You hum. He smirks around the rose.

"Its been too long ___, where have you been?" He inquires lightly.

"We've both been busy, you with your doctor training, and me with my... Troublesome activities." You hum and he dips you.

"No excuse," He breathes, eyes locked with yours.

"Alright, want me to sleep over at your place?" You tease.

"You really hate your place huh?" He shoots back before spinning you away. Your fingers slip from eachother and you blink before you accidentally turn into someone.

"Careful." Kid huffs, touching your waist. You chuckle giving him a smile.

"You need to learn how to dance too." You nudge him. He deadpans at you.

"I'm no twinkle toes, doll." He responds.

"Rude." You and Law say together, you giggling slightly while Law actually seemed offended.

"Welcome everyone, and thanks for coming to our banquet." A familiar voice that made you and your coworkers cringe slightly. You look up to the balcony at Doflamingo, he wore a blood red suit and chilling smile. "Unfortunately, this'll be your last party, thanks for volunteering your lives for the sake of the city." He bows before leaving with his guards.

Confusion spreads through the crowd, but you and Kid are already looking for and escape. "Don't tell me..." Kid growls as the doors open and the dead swarm in.

"Only exit is up!" You tell them, quickly running and jumping onto a table before launching yourself at a banner hanging from the ceiling. You're able to cling to it, Law soon follows suit, hugging your waist. Kid then joins the human piñata, holding onto Law's legs and pulling his own feet up from rotting grabbing hands. You cling onto the banner more, gritting your teeth from their combined weight.

"This doesn't look good..." Law manages, peering down at the zombies.

"This is the last party you're ever taking me to Law." You growl.

"Assuming we survive this, I understand."