Closet Stalker (A Pikase Fanfiction)(Working Title!)

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It was around 7:00 AM when Fukase as awoken by five female voices from the speakers, which were placed all around the Vocal mansion.

"It is now seven in the morning. Everyone please come downstairs for breakfast. Thank you!"
"ahora son las siete dela mañana. todo el mundo por favor vienen abajo para el desayuno. gracias."
"現在は午前七時です。皆さんは朝食に階下に来てください。ありがとうございます！"
"现在是早上七点。大家请来楼下早餐。谢谢! "
"시간은 오전 일곱 시라. 모두 제발아래층에오다 아침식사. 고맙습니다!"

The first voice belonged to L♀LA, a V1 vocal the first ever female VOCALOID
The second voice belonged to Clara, a V3 vocal and the first female Spanish VOCALOID
The third voice belonged to MEIKO, a V1 vocal, and the first female Japanese VOCALOID
the fourth voice belonged to Xin Hua, a V3 vocal, the first Chinese VOCALOID to have a Taiwanese voice provider
And the fifth and final voice belonged to UNI, a V4 vocal and the first ever V4 Korean VOCALOID

It seemed like those five never missed the opportunity to make an announcement, whether it's unnecessary and silly or important and serious
Most argue that only one of the five female VOCALOIDs should be making announcements, but some others believe that the other four should stay for the loids who aren't compatible with a specific language
Of course the majority argue back, saying that plugins are a thing

But Fukase couldn't care less about the drama surrounding the girls' announcements, nor did he care what time it was
"Are they even listening to themselves? Who thought an announcement at seven in the morning was a good idea?"
And just like that he fell asleep...again
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As Fukase woke up again he heard a familiar, glitchy voice
"G-good after-after-errrrrr-noon sleep-sleep-sleep-sleeping-sleeping beauty" that voice belonged to Kurotane Piko, a failed version of Utatane Piko.
Kurotane had almost shoulder length black hair, mismatched eyes, one red and one orange, was dressed in dark grey and red and had a P shaped ahoge on the top of his head.

In Fukase's words, Kurotane Piko looked like the result of Utatane Piko going through an emo phase

"What the hell do you want Kurotane?" Fukase said tiredly, trying to push his messy red hair out of his eyes

"Lo-lo-lo-LOLA sent-sent-sent me-m-m-me"

"What, is she's trying to make use of you or keep you busy so you won't have time to try and hack the system?"

"Ve-ve-very funny... ge- et up, I don't -t -t have all day- day"

Fukase groaned as he got up from his bed "fine, fine... as long as you don't speak to me again for the next three hours. Seriously, your voice is like listening to nails on a chalkboard... do you mind leaving?"

"why-"

"Because I need to get changed, get out"

"fi- fi- fine by me," Kurotane shrugged "but h-hurry u- u- up oth-ther wise LOLA will de- lete me- e- e- e" the boy growled as he left the room, shutting the door behind him

"to be honest, I would be happy if she did!" Fukase said, making sure Kurotane heard him

Author's note~

That was a short chapter, huh?

Xin Hua's pronounced as Shin Fa(?) and I only just realised lol (Hi Mary, welcome to the Chinese language)
I can't Chinese, Korean or Spanish, btw. So if all the lines in those languages doesn't make sense... ya, you know why
There will be dialogue in Japanese, Spanish, Korean and Chinese
But I'll try to keep that to a minimum, because, as I mentioned, plugins like "Japanese to English" and "English2MAIKA" exist

Kurotane isn't stuttering because he's shy, he's stuttering because his voicebank isn't working properly

This fanfic, but you take a shot of vodka (or drink a whole cup of water, if you aren't old enough to drink) everytime I make a reference to computers, any VOCALOID or UTAU songs, the VOCALOID and UTAU programs,  everytime I say "VOCALOID", "loid", "android", "fanloid", "edgeloid", "trolloid" and "UTAU" and everytime the dialogue implies that they all know they're virtual