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Buzz.
Buzz.
Buzz.
The consecutive "beeps" did not halt as you remained in your blissful slumber. Shifting yourself to face your nightstand, you let out a long, exasperated moan as you reached out to snooze your alarm. As soon as you did, you remembered why you had set it in the first place: filming. Feeling more enthusiastic about waking up, you pulled off your covers and jumped out of bed, heading to your dresser. You picked out the clothes of your choice, a towel, and headed into your bathroom.
After taking what seemed to be a brisk shower, you picked up your keys and slipped on shoes, doing a quick check in a nearby mirror before heading out the door. Today was yet another day of meeting up with your two favorite retards, Matt Watson and Ryan Magee of Supermega. After first agreeing to collaborate with them about a year ago, you had all grown close and collabs were more common than before. You trusted them like family, no matter how stupid they could be. Even though collabs were no big deal to the three of you, you knew today would be... different. Almost every time you had done a video together, Matt would bring up a separate channel titled "OneyPlays". Ryan would get in on the conversation too, and suddenly you would feel lost. You had no idea who these "Oney" people were, but you wanted to know. Once they noticed your enthusiasm, the boys promised to introduce you to them one day if it was the last thing they'd ever do.
So you decided to check them out yourself, and sure enough, you loved them. Chris O' Neill, the original OneyNG, played several video games with his other friends, Julian and Ding Dong. At first, you were baffled- they seemed like any other Let's Play channel, right? Incorrect, for before you knew it, that channel became all you ever watched in your free time. You found them absolutely hilarious and charming in their own separate ways, and you longed to meet them in person. Finally, after telling Matt and Ryan about your newfound familiarity with the Oney Plays gang, an agreement was made and a collab was arranged.
Today would be the day you would meet the funny men who do the funny scream, the men responsible for having a boy, basically the dudes behind Oney Plays. It would be hectic at first, what with having six people in one recording room, but you would all manage, and you hoped it would be a fantastic time.
Once you made sure that you had locked your door before leaving (remember to stay safe and responsible kids), you entered your car and drove down to Matt and Ryan's, who had been waiting for you with their special guests. A wave of excitement rushed over you as you pulled in and parked by the apartment, which was abruptly interrupted by a buzz from your pocket. Taking your phone out, you noticed that Matt had texted, saying:
Matt: Hey you still coming?
Y/N: just got here, no worries
Matt: Alright, cool. Chris and the others are pretty excited to meet you
Y/N: really now? its probably because ill be the only one there with boobs isnt it
Matt: Not possible Ryan's here too
Y/N: let me in, you dumb fuck
You stopped texting once you had reached the doorstep, and Matt opened up to greet you with his noodly self. "Y/N! Step right in to enter Autismo Inn!" You chuckled, and Matt stood out of your way for you to enter as you walked to the recording room with Matt close behind. Once you arrived, everyone stopped talking at once and turned to your direction.
Here goes nothing.
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a/n: okay wow, this is an extremely short start, i apologize. to my own surprise i wrote the second chapter right after,,, hopefully that ones longer eucghk
actually, writing isnt my profession, im more interested in art aha,,, so this wont be the best lol, but ill try my best <3
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Fanfiction"... but i'm a creep, i'm a weirdo what the hell am i doing here? i don't belong here." - (based off of the song "creep" by radiohead)
