Headless's Book of Randomness

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*in Hell*
Me: oh hey, Carl.
Carl: Hi Headless.
Me: .....
Carl: ......
Me: *sings* Wanna build a dragon!
Me: come on, let's go and kill!
Me: we haven't slaughtered in so long-
Carl: yes. Let's uses orphan meat
Me: DEATH

I don't know what I was thinking when I wrote this

Why did I even think of this